cod

A middle English word meaning Scrotum. Where we get the word "Codpiece" from.
His pants were loose all in the right places, and he wasn't wearing any underwear. You could totally see his cod.
by Durkan March 04, 2012
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COD

Another word for Testicle or ball, nut etc. But A word that is rapidly growing in popularity and becoming a part of everyday vocabulary among many people in the south. Primarily a word used by males as a greeting or reference to a person. The term was coined by a local town legend in Columbus, GA back in 1994 and has recently become a staple in drunken banter. Although a derogatory word in meaning, it is not and shouldn't be taken as an insult.
Joseph: Hey Cod, what's up?
Simon: oh, just grillin up some burgers.

Blake: Hey worm, where's your brother at?
Worm: I don't know where that Cod is.

Patrick: what are y'all Cod's up to??
Joseph and group: bout to go hit the lake. You wanna go you ol' Cod?
Patrick: Why hell yeah, let's get goin Cod's!
by Georgia Sasquatch August 16, 2012
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Cod is a first person shooter, and is usually full sad ass fat kid, usually white, that sits infront of his computer/and treats his parents like shit.

Anyone who is seen to be like this does have a chode as his dick is stuck between his legs for too long, it gets flattened.
'hey i just got Cod help me?'
'Yeah ok it's r1 to shoot etc. im 10th 70 on three acounts on both xbox and wii. My playing time altogether is like 500 hours'
*Guy ran away*
'Oh well'

*calls up his mum*
'Hi shithead. i love you... to clean my room up before i slap your ass'
Cod
by DickyGorey January 30, 2011
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CoD Pwnz Joo u stupid nub!
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by Bob January 20, 2004
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Call of Duty. Can be said COD (like the fish) or SEE OH DEE.
"Hey, you playing COD tonight?"
by Titsy March 09, 2009
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Collect On Dick (analogy of Collect On Delivery). Invite a female over or a female just shows up and you lay the D as payment. 100% guarantee lay.
Ding-dong! *Answer door* "Hello," says man. Woman responds, "I am here to fix your plumbing". Guy is confused because he doesn't remember calling a plumber or anything for that matter but puss is puss. He then just does a COD. Guy does what guys do and female happily reciprocates ;) Happily ever after.
by The Rawdogger March 22, 2017
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When a woman absolutely wants to "fuck" right away, she wants "Cock On Demand"
When a guy doesn't want to (?), is too tired (?), has no interest (?), has no time (?) and the woman wants to fuck as she determines, she wants "COD".
by big daddy 24 February 27, 2014
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