contortionist

someone who contorts their body.

like very far backbends and other examples of flexibility.

by juunan September 3, 2005

contortionist

the ultimate sex toy. I don't, however, know if two contortionist's could go at it, because they would probably orgasm before starting just because of the fantasy's.

Contortionist + Contortionist = Crazy monkey sex

by VA Boy August 12, 2004

Cocktorate

The equivalent of a doctorate degree, but in the study of cock instead

Man that chick I met on tinder is dumb as hell but she’s definitely got a cocktorate

by Logzbaker February 15, 2018

The Contortionist

much like doggy-style, except halfway through, the man shits into a sock and proceeds to beat the woman with the shit filled sock until orgasm is reached

"Honey! I got new socks...looks like its time for the contortionist!"
"Ok honey, maybe not in the face this time?"

by honeybadger1 August 24, 2011

cocoro

Japanese for heart. also written as kokoro

"i love that track named cocoro!"

by Killy the fox April 18, 2004

contorquelate

to have hatered for a person beyond and above comprehension of the human mind.

I just contorquelate that fucking bitch!

by Andrew P. Roque February 25, 2004

cortorian

A young man who either has a lot of lady friends or stays with the opposite gender 24/7

Mhm look at cortorian he’s been talking and hanging out with girls ever since

by Goat status April 7, 2019