Cactipuss

A horrid affliction where a female has not reciently shaved her vaginal area, but has in the past.

I totally wanted to poke her, but when I checked it out there was like a cactus in her panties!
Dude, she totally had cactipuss.

by The Fish. October 19, 2009

cockpussy

The "pussy" at the end of one's cock. dickhole

Hey bro, you see that thing on the end of you dick?" "Uhh yeah, my dickhole?" "No dude it looks more like a little pussy to me... I know! Let's call it a cockpussy!

by A-Twain12345 November 16, 2010

Cockpuss

A person that sucks and blows at the same time.

Jeremy is a real cockpuss.

by Morbo January 10, 2004

Cocktimistic

Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick

Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?

Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.

Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!

by Dotpsych April 8, 2011

Cocktus

A cactus shaped like a cock, but can also be the lovely male on virtual space amino. He's a cool dude that everyone loves but he is a huge dick, that's why his name is cocktus. He likes to be called cockie.

George: i hate cocktus, he is such a dick.
Everyone: nobody likes you george

by definitelynotcocktus March 16, 2019

cocktis

Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.

Dude, I need to shave my cocktis!

by the pito monster May 1, 2011

Coralus Cockius

The scientific name for a bad case of penile genital warts; so bad, that if looks as if the penis has grown a coral reef.

Aaron: Yo bro, I heard that Miles got a bad case of Coralus Cockius.
Dan: Yeah dawg, its probably because he fucked that fat hoe who broiled her own warts
Aaron: Too bad he aint no BC Baller

by A-dawgdizzle December 17, 2009