A combination of the words rediculous and cocks, meaning something more absurd or rediculous than the status quo.
by Beejag February 11, 2009
Get the Re-cockulous mug.Cocktimistic - the act in witch someone is being a real dick. the combination of optimistic and someone acting like a total dick
Tom: Hey Vic whats up with Justin?
Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.
Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
Victor: Oh yeah, he's been mad Cocktimistic lately.
Danny: Jordan! can you stop being so Cocktimistic right now man!
by Dotpsych April 8, 2011
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A cactus shaped like a cock, but can also be the lovely male on virtual space amino. He's a cool dude that everyone loves but he is a huge dick, that's why his name is cocktus. He likes to be called cockie.
by definitelynotcocktus March 16, 2019
Get the Cocktus mug.A Splitass(from the derogatory term for female) that greatly enjoys giving lonely Cocks a home.Although "splitass cockhouse" is usually used in jest ,a true Splitass Cockhouse Can often be seen leaving an event with a different man then they came with. Both men could boast to their friends the next day that they fed her pigeon milk either in a bathroom stall or the alley next to the bar.
when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
when used in the playful nature affectionately between friends,like one would use bitch,It Hints at knowing they like to hook up as much as you do.Great for friends with benefits.
Your hitting the bars with me tonight you Splitass Cockhouse.
Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
Bill "see that cougar i was just dancing with ,I hit that in the washroom"
Tim "Me too, last night ,that splitass cockhouse."
by Billytucker June 3, 2010
Get the Splitass Cockhouse mug.Hair growing from the pubic area, following shaving the pubic area 2-8 days before; this hair becomes prickly like a cactis.
by the pito monster May 1, 2011
Get the cocktis mug.Someone who is completely devoid of any and all common decency, or manners, and doesn't acknowledge any wrong doing on their part.
Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.
Someone who acts in an idiotic/rude manner.
by FBC82 April 16, 2019
Get the Cocktoss mug.The scientific name for a bad case of penile genital warts; so bad, that if looks as if the penis has grown a coral reef.
Aaron: Yo bro, I heard that Miles got a bad case of Coralus Cockius.
Dan: Yeah dawg, its probably because he fucked that fat hoe who broiled her own warts
Aaron: Too bad he aint no BC Baller
Dan: Yeah dawg, its probably because he fucked that fat hoe who broiled her own warts
Aaron: Too bad he aint no BC Baller
by A-dawgdizzle December 17, 2009
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