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Cockstraighting

To remove ones gayness by physically grabbing their weiner and bending it straight.
Timmy removed my gayness last night by cockstraighting it.
by Tim and Paul January 5, 2021
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cockspert

a Cocktail expert

a slightly less douchy term for a mixologist
Mixologist is so pretentious. I'm a cockspert.
by komandant_dom February 13, 2021
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cockstanzie

Cockstanzie has a multitude of really life uses and is nearly undefinable. It may be used in situations where one's "bro" ditches them for a "ho" that is not previously accepted by his "bros". also "it may be used when a friend overuses a complaint until it becomes a simple annoyance...
Often used under the user's breath as the last word in a sentence that is negative towards another person/friend.
1:I didnt feel sorry for you yesterday or for the past month, why do you keep complaining to me? ...cockstanzie
2:dude are we going to go see darkknight? no im going to hang with that girl i just met and dont know anything about..."cockstanzie"
by thejokesonyou February 28, 2008
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cocksharking

A girl or Gay Guy that is very desperate to find a mate that she/he asks multiple men on a date and takes the first one that bites.
"If you hurry you have a real good chance wth Kessley, Shes been Cocksharking for a week now!"
by Jim Reed May 16, 2006
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Cockstar

A girl that only sleeps with RockStars and thus obtains some level of fame simply because of the penis that she's had inside her vagina.
That girl slept with every rock star I know, she's a Cockstar.
by Jesse Brede January 7, 2009
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cockstorm

a situation that is so gay that it can only be surpassed in which it were to rain cocks
carl is a cockstorm.
by steveo999269 September 15, 2007
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Captain Cockstar

a five o clock cocktail consisting of: Captain Morgan's original spiced rum, Coca Cola, and rockstar, delicious on the rocks, with exactly five ice cubes. Invented by curtis siebaneller in fort collins, colorado.
Shit man, I be sipping on that captain cockstar, getting mad faded,
by 310 Cockstars August 27, 2007
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