cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt

The greatest insult ever.

Person 1: you're a cocksucking cumgargling thundercunt!
Person 2: speachless.

by JWILLY234567 October 23, 2013

Cockjockey

Person of usually male gender that enjoys riding a cock. The Cockjockey is more often than not very promiscuous.

In the past week He's ridden the cock of at least ten guys I don't even know the name of. Could he be more of a Cockjockey?

by Ironcastle December 9, 2008

cocksocket

complete whore who's only attribute is her ability to have a cock stuffed in her

Larry's mom is a total cocksocket

by Anonymous April 1, 2003

cocksucker

Editor in urbandictionary.com , who rejects good definitions, but passes B.S. like "the best guy/gal in the world" .
By rejecting this you proved that you are cocksucker.

That cocksuckers rejected my definition again!

by dildo777 August 12, 2018

Generous Cocksucker

A gay cocksucker who gives straight men a financial donation for allowing the faggot to suck him off. The straight man never does anything back as far as reciprocation and either watches pussy videos or thinks of pussy while it takes place. The faggot loves having the privledge of sucking off the straight king and being able to eat the baby batter that he normally would never have the opportunity. In essance, the faggot pays for that precious straight mans baby batter. The amount of the financial donation depends on the size of the straight mans dick and how hot the straight man is but usually at least $100 for 30-60 minutes.

While in college, Greg had his own personal and generous cocksucker a/k/a "Cocksucking ATM" to earn some extra money. Greg had a big 9" dong and knew faggots would do anything to suck it. Why work at McDonald's for minimum wage when you can earn big bucks to kick back for an hour and let an expert eager cocksucker pay you to massage your fatty and extract a big load while you think and watch pussy videos. Greg thought "why waste it jerking off when I can have a faggot pay me top dollar to suck me off while I smell my girl friends panties!"

by Dong Massuse February 24, 2009

cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

cockrock

A band consisting of horny guys that play catchy, rip-off rock songs whose main goal is to get into girl's panties.

Man. not another cockrock band

by fuzzy777 June 6, 2009