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cocklette

a pathetic little loser penis the size of bic lighter when erected.
oh hey that dudes got a cocklette
by yourknowme February 25, 2012
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Cocksequence

n. An event or state of being resulting from when a penis is used in retaliation/reaction to an appropriately (or inappropriately) provoked cause/event.

Can be pluralized, ie. Cocksequences
or be used as an adverb, ie. Cocksequently
"You're Pregnant which is the Cocksequence of having unprotected sex"

If you drop the soap in the prison shower, prepare to suffer the Cocksequences.

"You gave me a lapdance, so Cocksequently I now have an erection."
by Jake Stebel March 10, 2005
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CockSexual

“Gay men tend to be attracted to everything about a man, the sights, the sounds, the smells, the feet (eiw), the socks (double eiw) and on and on. Everything man, all day, everyday. They want to hold hands with a man, kiss a man and build a life with a man.

Men like my husband are not at all interested in kissing and holding hands and being romantic with a fellow. He cannot even envision it. He has never topped a guy because he does not feel he could maintain an erection to fuck a man. He does, however, love the DICK. The term I made up for this is "cocksexual.” Men who love the cock and the sex part but the male body and appearance is not the same turn on that a female’s body is.

This explains the prevalence of tgirl porn and gloryholes. A woman with a penis. A penis in space with no male body. There’s a rather large and interesting audience of cocksexuals. Why else would porn just show COCK?

I consider myself pansexual, in that I am attracted to men and women and I would have a relationship with anyone of any orientation if I liked that person. I have met very few men like me, although it exists. Men are more about the cock. Kinda turns me on.“
My boyfriend is a cocksexual
by CockSexual96 February 22, 2019
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cocklett

Another word for a chode or small, fat penis.
He had a cocklett, so I broke up with him.
by meowlnir July 19, 2014
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Cocksexual Assfaggot

A man, specifically a gay man who lusts after the cock while dreaming and fantasizing about having it shoved up his ass.
Roland you cocksexual assfaggot, get the hell away from me!
by SpofoAnon March 8, 2008
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Cocket Science

If you want to please a woman: flatter her. It's hardly rocket science. Cocket science maybe.
by Poppaw_Steve November 7, 2010
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cockstab

1. To metaphorically stab someone with your metaphorical cock, and not in a good way. Cause much pain and humiliation from a dominant position.

2. Someone who is such a dick that it is painful to listen to them talk.
1. I was hauling minerals to Jita and was totally cockstabbed by some assholes.

2. That grunk is such a cockstab.
by Yegolev August 13, 2007
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