cockrotter

one who allows his bicycle to fall in disrepair, and whose bicycle invariably fails him at some point in every ride. These people don't know why their bicycle always breaks, and often would rather buy new parts than keep their bicycle in good condition.

Term may be used to describe other gear items, not limited to bicycles.

"Fred is such a cockrotter, his bike never works when we ride"

"Betty just let all her skiis cockrott away"

by OliveTheDog September 2, 2011

cocksnot

another term for a male's semen.

my girlfriend loves to drink my cocksnot after oral sex.

by Jimmy Dallas June 1, 2006

Cockmother

A shortened version of the term Cock Sucking Mother Fucker. This Term was first uttered and used on a regular basis by an offshore oil worker.

Oh my god you are such a Cockmother!!

by fastjohnyp June 15, 2011

cocknose

1. An idiot, moron, wanker or just somebody you hate.
2. Someone with a cock where their nose should be

A: Tell cocknose he's a fucking idiot.
B: Who's cocknose?
A: Lena.

by Zappa September 22, 2005

Cockrot

A manky disease caught by making it large with women when unprotected

Rumour has it a member of the Oligarchy has Cockrot

by spiralJunkie May 24, 2007

Cocknocker

To smash someone in the cock with your fist when they least expect it

"Hello Mate" (mate stretches leaving groin exposed)
"Hello" (smashes friend in cock)

by Bensonator March 28, 2004

cocksnot

A cocksnot is the residual drip of semen left hanging from then end of you penis after sexual intercourse.

Pass the kleenex dear ive got a right cocksnot.

by Codiak July 31, 2003