1. When a man really wants to have sex with a woman but knows he shouldn't because she's involved, too crazy, related, etc.
2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it
3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)
2. When you have a kink that turns you on but at the same time would not like to explore it
3. When a man is gay but is having trouble admitting it due to societal norms, pressure from parents, etc. (Go for it, dude! It's okay!)
1. If my sister looked like Scarlett Johansson, I would be experiencing some serious cocknitive dissonance.
2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.
3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
2. It's a fantasy of mine to have sex in public, but I don't want to get arrested; it's giving me serious cocknitive dissonance.
3. I seriously doubt that they're a couple; if they are, she's blind because he's clearly experiencing profound cocknitive dissonance.
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I gave that slag a right good cocking, now she is walking like John Wayne
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by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006
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by hello my name is stupid silent March 14, 2010
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by Nick Wasson May 4, 2008
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The other night Maria went down on me right before bed, then again the second I woke up. She is so cockniscient!
by James the NHD December 6, 2010
Get the cockniscient mug.A play on the famous physicist Stephen Hawking. A Stephen Cocking is someone that claims to know every sex position ever. Your classic know-it-all, but in a sex-nerd way.
"Yo, me and my girl tried the Reverse Leather Wallet the other day. Blew. My. Mind"
"Oh yeah, I've done that before, it's kinda cool I guess. The Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle is waaaay better"
"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"
"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"
"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
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"Theres no sex position called the Lemon Creamsicle Dreamsicle you cheener"
"Yeah there is, I totally did it with my girl friend"
"Bro, no you didn't. Stop being such a Stephen Cocking"
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