Cockpilot

A pilot with at least 320 flight hours, whos extremities other than his penis never come into contact with the controls during flight.

And on the way home, you should have seen the cockpilot we had. He turned off the planes thrust like, 30 feet before we smacked onto the ground. Obviously can't multitask with that small cock.

by Masterdeath November 28, 2010

cockopotamus

A cockopotamus was the result of a science experiment gone wrong in 1776. The experiment created a new species called the "cockopotamus" which is a mix breed between a penis and a hippopotamus resulting in the shape, size, and color of a human penis, with the size of an entire hippopotamus.

That slut, Jake L*bella just got fucked by a cockopotamus!

by BigBlackPenisGuy October 5, 2011

Cockapult

Take your erect penis, pull it slightly towards yourself. Add a small flyable object such as a candy. Release your dick and watch the object shoot through the air. Boom, you've got a cockapult.

I killed that pesky pigeon using my trusty cockapult.

by Captain Cockapult November 8, 2018

Cocksplotch

Someone who is silly or stupid

Oh your such a cocksplotch!

by Cocksplotch lover June 26, 2021

cocksplotch

A stupid, clumsy or not very intelligent person

Oh, your such a cocksplotch!

by Cocksplotch lover June 27, 2021

cockicopter

when a man, or person with phallic attachment, moves their hips in such a way that the phallus spins around, like the propeller blades on a helicopter.

"When I got out of the shower yesterday, I did a cockicopter to help dry off."

by fiddler_chad August 7, 2021

Cockipaited

Adjective informal. Excited or overcome by sexual urges and desire to suck cock or be throat fucked

Mmmm Daddy has me completely cockipaited

by ShadesWilson November 4, 2021