cocktard

noun.
Person who is above all else, a jerk, wanker, asshole, or any of the above. May or may not be gay.

Karl and Mikey are both cocktards. Thier definition of Craigler is way off base.

by The Retards September 2, 2003

Cockhand

1. The hand that you use to give a hand job.

2. The hand that a male uses to wank off with

cock
wank

Good thing that bitch opened my brew for me - I might have hurt my COCKHAND.

or.....

My COCKHAND has been getting a real workout.

by Redbeaver December 14, 2004

cockward

The moment something sexually unappealing makes you lose your erection,Or turns you off before your even get turned on.

She took off her bra and those titties sagged to her stomach. That was too cockward!!

by get.durty September 30, 2014

Cockward

When she pulls out your dick and finds out that it's small...

Oh boy I can't wait.... Oh boy oh boy... Cockward!!!

by BailingBiggs February 28, 2016

cockhand syndrome

Cockhand Syndrome or CHS is a syndrome in which a female must have a cock in her hand whenever there is one present

Look at her grab it she definitly has Cockhand Syndrome

by 73fenix July 29, 2017

Cockyard

A yard of cocks. When you die your penis will go to the cockyard.

My uncle’s penis was sent to the cockyard after he died.

by Zenith90 January 21, 2022

Cockward

A statement in front of dudes that either is subject inappropriate (talking about feelings, etc), socially unacceptable (telling your friend you love him when neither of you are drunk), or gives all dudes in the vicinity a momentary pause as they fight through embarassment.

Things got a little cockward at work yesterday when Josh told Jeff about his trip to the manicurist.

by Misterapplegate December 19, 2009