A bitch or whore who you get the fuck over to come suck your dick and then get the fuck outa ur crib. Also known as a dick munchin slut and also can be abbreviated to gobbler.
1. Bro where are da cockgobblers
2. My fuckin cockgobbler is starting to get an attitude
3. Dude that cockgobbler you had last night was fine as hell
2. My fuckin cockgobbler is starting to get an attitude
3. Dude that cockgobbler you had last night was fine as hell
by John Joseph Maher February 19, 2023
Get the Cockgobbler mug.Someone who normally considers themselves heterosexual, yet when under the influence of distilled spirits (and sometimes boosted by cocaine) occasionally find themselves with a mouthful of cock.
"That Barney is always getting lucky with the ladies, but I heard that if you get him tatored enough, he turns into a vodka induced cockgobbler!"
by Misty Dawn May 28, 2008
Get the vodka induced cockgobbler mug.by Benny Forrest Kennedy January 9, 2009
Get the S.O.W. [cockgobbler] mug.A CobGobbler is a person who gets fecal matter in their mouth, be it intentional or otherwise.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
(a reference to corn in shit logs)
- The person who has the "chocolate" in their mouth can then be called the "Cob Gobbler" or simply "Gobbler"
- The Shit does not need to be from a human, but does need to be the same type as a human, i.e., Bird shit is more like a liquid (and never contains corn chunks) and so is generally not considered for Cob Gobbling, however there is nothing stopping the informal use when an instance like this occurs.
by SpikeyMonkey December 31, 2014
Get the CobGobbler mug.The thing I fear most in this world. Its a creature similar in appearance to a gremlin. Its only reason for living is to gobble cocks. It likes to hide in the shadows and strike out at it's victims crotches with its sharp talons. Its insatiable in it's appetite and even wears a "tool belt" where it stores extra detached man meat. Candyman rules apply, meaning the Cock Gobbler can actually be summoned by saying its name three times in a row.
My friend Hoppy thought it would be funny to test out the urban legend of the Cock Gobbler. Now the only ones laughing are the ladies when they see he doesn't have a penis.
by weezarc June 1, 2010
Get the The Cock Gobbler mug.Noun: A person, usually male, who is acting in an undesired way, similar to asshat. Generally used when a man appears to be thinking with his tiny lower brain especially when engaging in displays of proverbial dick measuring. Altered form of the British slang Cockwomble.
Adj: To describe something ridiculous
Adj: To describe something ridiculous
"I can't believe Chad sent all the women in the class a dick pic, he's such a gobshite, cockwobble!" "What is this cockwobbling mess?"
by RoguePixie July 8, 2020
Get the Cockwobble mug.One who is constantly and franticly putting penis in their mouth or a person who carries the demeanor of one that gobbles cock.
by Elfonzo January 15, 2003
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