She is a cockgobbler for sleeping with a married man.
by JKGram August 22, 2022
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Friend 2 “oh so he’s a COCKGOBBLER now?”
Friend 2 “why yes he is my good friend “
Gareth”imma go cockgobbling tonight 😊”
Friend 2 “oh so he’s a COCKGOBBLER now?”
Friend 2 “why yes he is my good friend “
Gareth”imma go cockgobbling tonight 😊”
by Yamumsminge February 16, 2022
Get the Cockgobbler mug.A vast army of gender confused white privileged LARPers, living in their mother's basement while attending college from the ages of 16 to 32 under the illusion that they are the frontline fighting off fascist Nazis in a world where Communism is good.
Traits of Cockgobbler LARPers include:
- Potbellied
- Hunchbacked
- Man Buns
- Skinny Jeans
- Hipster beards
- Black hoods and masks
- Gender confusion
- Gender fluid is their beverage of choice
- Vegan
- Avid fortnight and D&D player
- Generally privileged of white ethnicities
- Drive a Prius or Volkswagen
- effeminate (If male....including gynecomastia, low T and are cucks)
- Feminists Domineering types (If female)
- The wearing of pussy hats
- Practice of witchcraft
- Frequent temper tantrums and stomping
- General misunderstanding of the words socialism, fascist and Nazi
- Believe Hitler actually wasn't a Socialist
- Insist on using MSNBC, CNN, Snopes and Politifact for all sources of information
- Hold open hostilities towards anyone NON COMMUNIST
- Insist Socialism has never been done right
- Regularly physically assault elderly, small women, weak and occasionally gay males.
- Major proponents of infanticide
- Hatred for the United States and all that is good
- Also go under the alias of Antifa, snowflake commie bastards and Democrat
Traits of Cockgobbler LARPers include:
- Potbellied
- Hunchbacked
- Man Buns
- Skinny Jeans
- Hipster beards
- Black hoods and masks
- Gender confusion
- Gender fluid is their beverage of choice
- Vegan
- Avid fortnight and D&D player
- Generally privileged of white ethnicities
- Drive a Prius or Volkswagen
- effeminate (If male....including gynecomastia, low T and are cucks)
- Feminists Domineering types (If female)
- The wearing of pussy hats
- Practice of witchcraft
- Frequent temper tantrums and stomping
- General misunderstanding of the words socialism, fascist and Nazi
- Believe Hitler actually wasn't a Socialist
- Insist on using MSNBC, CNN, Snopes and Politifact for all sources of information
- Hold open hostilities towards anyone NON COMMUNIST
- Insist Socialism has never been done right
- Regularly physically assault elderly, small women, weak and occasionally gay males.
- Major proponents of infanticide
- Hatred for the United States and all that is good
- Also go under the alias of Antifa, snowflake commie bastards and Democrat
Going downtown to blow a load into a few of those cockgobblers down there protesting the American Flag. I'll be back when I'm done getting my cock gobbled.
by The guy who bones Tony's mom July 2, 2019
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by corsocon February 26, 2017
Get the cockgobbler mug.A bitch or whore who you get the fuck over to come suck your dick and then get the fuck outa ur crib. Also known as a dick munchin slut and also can be abbreviated to gobbler.
1. Bro where are da cockgobblers
2. My fuckin cockgobbler is starting to get an attitude
3. Dude that cockgobbler you had last night was fine as hell
2. My fuckin cockgobbler is starting to get an attitude
3. Dude that cockgobbler you had last night was fine as hell
by John Joseph Maher February 19, 2023
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