Cornflake

Cornflake (n) : a Conservative that postures as crunchy and delicious, but becomes a soggy mess when immersed in reality.

My cornflake cousin that won't stop posting MAGA memes just flushed his razor blade while screeching like a pterodactyl.

by Doyu January 18, 2019

Cockflag

A person who does a lot of flapping about without doing anything constructive.

A limp sail in the breeze.

All bark, no bite.

Guy 1: Man, Jerome hides behind the loading dock and smokes bud all day long and then complains that I don't work.
Guy 2: What a cockflag.

by Satch45 July 18, 2010

cockface quarter nelson

When you look at someone you just don’t like. A person with that asshole demeanor you just want to put them in a wrestling move and squeeze every last breath out of them.

Hey Dante, look at that Cockface Quarter Nelson.

What a Cockface Quarter Nelson.

by Bd Leader December 8, 2018

Cocklace

A necklace fashioned solely out of cocks. A person who acts like you would imagine said necklace fashioned solely of cocks might act.

Jay Mariotti is a total cocklace. I bet he wears one to bed every night.

by Harrison Greeley III September 14, 2010

Cockolate

What you have when chocolate is shaped in any body part, ex cock, pussy, tits, or ass

I have a lollipop in the shape of a penis, but no one wants to suck my cockolate pop

by Cockolate October 30, 2012

cockflab

An individual in which his/her penis has a curtain of grossly large skin.

"Did you see that chick man?"
"NO, what about her?"
"Look at that bitche's cockflab hangin' out from the bottom of her skirt..."

by mitch August 12, 2004

Cockface McSmellass

not just your normal cockface, one who goes above and beyond the call of "duty" to bring new heights and new meaning to the insult of cockface. Examples include pissing AND vomiting on a friends couch when extremely intoxicated, fucking a friend's sister AND girlfriend within the same relative time period, and flunking out of two separate college's after having been awarded and athletic scholarship twice.

Dude 1: So you were pretty wasted last night?
Cockface McSmellass: Yup, pissed and vomited all over myself and Mike's couch.
Dude 1: Truly a Cockface McSmellass.

Yo dude you mind if I bang your sister??
Sorry man Cockface McSmellass over there already beat you to it.

Cockface McSmellass is at it again folks.

by Skidmark McGee March 14, 2007