Amber and Tyrone had been trying so hard for a baby without success. Amber got the idea of having sex for twenty-eight days in a row with Tyrone. Bingo, there was finally conception, but Amber never found out exactly when her fertile days were. She was so big at graduation, her gown couldn't hide her condition. Tyrone's hard-on went unnoticed under his gown even though he was thinking of what he was going to do to Amber that night after they got their diplomas.
by Richard Black April 12, 2005
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the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
the method of contraception used would have been approved of
by the Catholic church.
"Child number four must have been a case of Immaculate Conception. I swear I pulled out of her every time!"
by Sean the Snorf Dude September 14, 2008
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A New Testament doctrine wherein Mary concieved Jesus Christ without having sex.
See MATTHEW 1:18-25 & LUKE 1:26-35.
See MATTHEW 1:18-25 & LUKE 1:26-35.
For some reason, most Christians believe that since Mary did not have sex with Joseph (or anyone else) then Joseph cannot be Jesus' father. But, the Bible clearly says that Joseph was Jesus' father.
LUKE 3:23,
"Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as was supposed, the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli."
Many read the above verse as though it says, "...He was NOT, as was supposed, the son of Joseph...". Even though Jesus was a product of Immaculate Conception, Yahweh could have taken DNA from Joseph to create Jesus, similar to when He took a rib from Adam to form Eve.
Jesus often refers to Himself as "the son of (a) man". Below are just references from the book of MATTHEW.
MATTHEW 8:20, 9:6, 11:19, 12:32, 13:37,41, 16:13,27,28, 17:9,12,22, 18:11, 19:28, 20:28, 24:27,30,39, 25:31, 26:24, 26:45,64,
LUKE 3:23,
"Jesus began His ministry when He was about 30 years old. He was, as was supposed, the son of Joseph, who was the son of Heli."
Many read the above verse as though it says, "...He was NOT, as was supposed, the son of Joseph...". Even though Jesus was a product of Immaculate Conception, Yahweh could have taken DNA from Joseph to create Jesus, similar to when He took a rib from Adam to form Eve.
Jesus often refers to Himself as "the son of (a) man". Below are just references from the book of MATTHEW.
MATTHEW 8:20, 9:6, 11:19, 12:32, 13:37,41, 16:13,27,28, 17:9,12,22, 18:11, 19:28, 20:28, 24:27,30,39, 25:31, 26:24, 26:45,64,
by Joshua Ben Joseph May 13, 2009
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Guy #1: Hell naw, man! Technically, that kid aint mine.
Guy #2: Can you prove it?
Guy #1: Hell yeah, man! I got the third party conception on video!
The proud result of a Third Party Conception, Little Junebug could hold his head up high. For, he had not one, but TWO mommies.
Guy #2: Can you prove it?
Guy #1: Hell yeah, man! I got the third party conception on video!
The proud result of a Third Party Conception, Little Junebug could hold his head up high. For, he had not one, but TWO mommies.
by Harry Hogdick February 15, 2009
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Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.
Have you heard of the Immaculate conception cathedral school dance policy 'keep the holy spirit between you at all times" . It's ridiculously gay.
by loserchick360000000 December 27, 2009
Get the Immaculate Conception Cathedral School mug.Richard looked back on his daughters birthday and realized the panic he felt during conception was worth it after all.
by El Normatico January 15, 2009
Get the Conception mug.I finished my business, wiped my ass, and there was nothing on the toilet paper. It was an immaculate conception.
(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)
(Not to be confused with a piece of poop that looks like the Virgin Mary)
by Mark Long September 8, 2007
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