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Cock Blocker 

Accomplished Cock blocker:
When this guy walks up, he says "CHECK IT!" and like a bull, body slams you out of the way, with his gargantuan neck roll, in order to get next to a Pump,(a female - his words)
He flexes and raps for a bit (always flexing), and then without reason - Just leaves.
You think he's gone – But, oh no, like being hit by a train, the madness starts all over again.
He returns, body slams you again and continues on his quest for rejection.
When confronted, like a Chameleon, he changes colors and tries to redeem himself by flattering you in front of the Pump..Not meaning a word of it.
Later, after he's sober, he will make excuses and try to persuade everyone around him that he did nothing wrong and that he is the victim.
This is also the guy, when cock blocked himself, immediately declares "COCK BLOCK!-COCK BLOCK!" at drop of a hat and announces it like Chicken Little or the Town Crier.
This is the worst kind of Cock Blocker.
Sean - "Here's to you!" Heavy weight Champion and Accomplished Cock Blocker.
Cock Blocker by Cockblocked! September 16, 2005
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Cock Blocker 

A man who prevents another man from having sexual intercourse with a woman
Daragh Burns, famous Irish actuarist was notorious for being a cock blocker
Cock Blocker by Dwight_showman April 4, 2009

Cock blocker 

When someone blocks you from having sex
"cock blocker" you are at the bar about to leave with a girl about to have sex then all of a sudden a guy says "so how are your AIDS" to you then the girl leaves

Cock Blocker 

A girl who continuosly knocks on your apartment door right as you are going to get busy with your boyfriend.
Knock knock....shit, it's Tia, AGAIN! She is such a Cock Blocker!
Cock Blocker by sinderella16 July 25, 2011

Cock blocker 

A person who in which may intentionally or unintentionally prevent the sexual activity of those around them.
Maises parents were a pair of cock blockers when Joe was getting his pickle tickeled they walked in... cock blockers
Cock blocker by Digbickforehead December 16, 2016

Cock blocker 

Someone who stops a female from getting dick
My friend interrupted me while I was tryna fuck what a cock blocker
Cock blocker by Bhaddi bitch April 22, 2019

Cock Blocker 

an usually ugly, overweight, rejected or frustated woman or Feminazi lesbo that always is trying to stop a man from wooing one of her female friends ( usually her best friend)by brainwashing her against him.
" Im tired of that cock blocker bee itch ! always brainwashing Lucille"
Cock Blocker by gigantus April 16, 2006