Female PE coach

A PE coach who thinks they're all that and believes all students love them when in reality nobody likes her and they all think she's a weirdo. She's also sexist and thinks it's cool, basically an adult pick me girl... Grow up.

Person 1: Why is she making sexist jokes and laughing with the boys, thats a grown woman :o
Person 2: HAHAHAHA THATS A FEMALE PE COACH

by picture2burn May 24, 2023

poop coach

(noun)-An individual who provides advice and support for someone who has to urgently take a massive shit with the intention of helping them to not take a massive and steamy dump in their pants. Truly one of the most heroic actions one could take.

Heather: John, drive faster, I really need to poop, I might not make it!

John: It's okay, I'll be your poop coach. What you need to do is pucker as hard as you can, remember to breathe, and visualize clogged pipes, corked bottles, and blocked holes.

Heather: Thank you John, you're the sweetest husband ever.

by The Golden Swordfish January 16, 2025

couch potato thin

Someone who doesn't play sports or go to the gym, but they still manage to stay thin and fit. They aren't on a diet and they still don't gain weight.

"Brittany never goes to the gym, but she still stays thin, she must be couch potato thin".

by Catlover2312 August 16, 2014

Operation Couch Potato

The process of trying to convince your lazy ass friend to go out and hang out with people.

"This guy would rather sit next to his computer and play video games rather than go to Michelle's party. I'm going Operation Couch Potato on him."

by Belllybutton October 26, 2013

couch pool

A couch pool refers to the sweaty area left on a couch (most often leather) after sitting or laying on a couch for a long period of time.

After eating taco bell and laying on the couch all day, I was swimming in a couch pool.

by Zuzzy Foeller February 5, 2014

Cooch Potato

A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.

Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."

Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."

by Javier & John June 24 June 25, 2008

Couch Predator

a person that is kind of a couch potato but cooler, and is so hot that them being on the couch makes it totally more badass than before.

look at that girl over there on the couch she is so hot she is a total couch predator

by Kalta QT/Englapukinn September 23, 2009