The county of rednecks. Also known for it's tendencies to "get rid of" anyone that treats all races with fairness. The county where the school system cares more about what you wear than the teachers actually teaching. With its main attraction, home of the often brown smelly meats: Piggly Wiggly.
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Get the Taylor County mug.Home to inbreds, bubbies, stoners, methheads, and a bunch of fucking weirdos. We got two black kids here, only two. If you go here you’ve at least put one dip in and had Rick growl at you. People who think they’re cool say that they’re from the “Fee” cause they don’t want to claim Menifee.
You’re moving to Menifee County?! You’re better off chopping your own dick off than going to Menifee County High School.
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A “Jenny” that never has a real home. A bum tweaker that makes its way through the streets, like a tumble weed, passing syphilis and many other STDs to everyone she contacts. A freeloading tweaker whore.
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1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
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1) Nascar, invented there
2) Home Improvement
3) Moonshine
4) Weed
Note: These are the only occupations available in Wilkes County
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Get the council pop mug.Affluent area in central NJ on the beach. Approx. 85% white, mostly Italian/Irish. Ranges from about exits 98-120 on the Garden State Parkway. Partly beach towns (Spring Lake, Sea Girt, Manasquan, Belmar) and partly towns with big open areas and lots of farms (Wall, Holmdel, Colts Neck). For the most part BEAUTIFUL and completely defies the misconception that NJ is dirty or disgusting.
The "guido" stereotype associated with NJ doesn't apply here. That MTV show "Jersey Shore" is totally inaccurate. It's showing tourists, not residents. There are of course exceptions because of the large Italian community. But chances are if you see a guido/guidette, he/she is from North Jersey or Long Island clogging up our highways with traffic and invading our beaches. Speaking of the beach, it's a big part of the culture here. People in the northern half of the county typically go to beach clubs, but those in the southern half keep it a little more real with just regular beaches.
Good nightlife, especially in towns like Red Bank & Asbury Park. RB always has concerts in Riverside Park in the summer, great shopping, etc. AP, once beautiful, then destroyed by drugs/poverty, has made a big comeback and provides awesome entertainment. Restaurants on Cookman are fantastic. The infamous Stone Pony holds multiple concerts weekly.
Great place to live. Ideal for people who want to work in industrial areas (close to NYC & Philly), but prefer to live in a quieter, prettier location.
The "guido" stereotype associated with NJ doesn't apply here. That MTV show "Jersey Shore" is totally inaccurate. It's showing tourists, not residents. There are of course exceptions because of the large Italian community. But chances are if you see a guido/guidette, he/she is from North Jersey or Long Island clogging up our highways with traffic and invading our beaches. Speaking of the beach, it's a big part of the culture here. People in the northern half of the county typically go to beach clubs, but those in the southern half keep it a little more real with just regular beaches.
Good nightlife, especially in towns like Red Bank & Asbury Park. RB always has concerts in Riverside Park in the summer, great shopping, etc. AP, once beautiful, then destroyed by drugs/poverty, has made a big comeback and provides awesome entertainment. Restaurants on Cookman are fantastic. The infamous Stone Pony holds multiple concerts weekly.
Great place to live. Ideal for people who want to work in industrial areas (close to NYC & Philly), but prefer to live in a quieter, prettier location.
Person 1: Where are you from?
Person 2: Bergen County.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks. I'm from Monmouth County.
Person 2: Shit, that reminds me, I need to go spray tanning and get my eyebrows waxed before going down the shore.
"Our life is your vacation"
Person 2: Bergen County.
Person 1: Oh. That sucks. I'm from Monmouth County.
Person 2: Shit, that reminds me, I need to go spray tanning and get my eyebrows waxed before going down the shore.
"Our life is your vacation"
by mickey999 November 19, 2009
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2. A small town, where everyone is friendly, yet fake.
3. Everybody knows everything in 10 seconds.
4. # 1 in teenage pregnancy in Florida. Number 2 now, but we're fighting for the top!
5. A place that you want to get the hell out of as soon as you graduate! If not, it sucks you in and eats you alive.
2. A small town, where everyone is friendly, yet fake.
3. Everybody knows everything in 10 seconds.
4. # 1 in teenage pregnancy in Florida. Number 2 now, but we're fighting for the top!
5. A place that you want to get the hell out of as soon as you graduate! If not, it sucks you in and eats you alive.
Sally: Where do you live?
James: Hardee County.
Sally: *laughs hysterically* Sucks to be you!
(or, more often):
Sally: Where the hell is that?
James: Hardee County.
Sally: *laughs hysterically* Sucks to be you!
(or, more often):
Sally: Where the hell is that?
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