Clumsy Tongue

to awkwardly use your tongue to lick something

"Tom you just really clumsy tongued that salt from the Margarita glass"

"Dave I can't believe you just clumsy tongued the hand of the head of legal services"

by Christian Howes February 3, 2009

Clumsy

Anyone who has a fondness for face-planting into carpet.

You know that girl I dated a while back, she's clumsy now. She likes to spend time face-planting into her new girlfriend's carpet.

by nucrash February 24, 2011

Clutty Cunt

Expression used to describe those who are absolutely annoying, useless, bastards and do not have any chance to show their value because of the huge level of absurdity their lives suffer. They wouldn't even deserve to live in a civilized world since they do not know how to behave. They are complete bawbags worth being puked on.

You want it bawdeep, you fuckin' clutty cunt?

by Putthekettleon September 28, 2010

clusty Pussy

a rank, old,scaby,smelly pussy that u cant put ur penis in coz its so rough and gross

WOW jane has one clusty pussy!!!!fuck that

by chris.topfa June 11, 2008

Clumsy

Some one who over reacts to almost everything. They are always tripping. Over reacting all the time = always tripping = a clumsy person.

"Dude, hes always trippin' over every little thing. Hes clumsy"

by big a de 619 April 11, 2012

Clutsak

Main Entry: clutsak
Function: noun

Etymology: Contemporary English

Date: 21st century
1 : a customer who deserves no respect due to their innate incompetence
2: Someone who doesn't like MooSqueal (tm)

"dude, blackandrew just called that moron a clutsak.

by psy333 June 4, 2010

clumsy savage

a compete savage that is clumsy at times as well. Tends to fuck up, in a savage way.

kris: wow connor just dissed the teacher, what a savage.
kris: lmao he just tripped, what a clumsy savage

by idfkb September 19, 2016