1) n. a person who claims to be rebelling against the status quo, but actually conforms to it; Hot Topic shoppers who think they're different, Avril fans who think they're punk, Clear Channel listeners who describe their taste in music as "edgy" or "alternative".
2) n. a person whose actions belie their oft-stated, self-righteous beliefs; anti-fur vegetarians who wear leather shoes, tree-huggers who drive hummers, abstinence-only fundies who have to get married because they're pregnant.
2) n. a person whose actions belie their oft-stated, self-righteous beliefs; anti-fur vegetarians who wear leather shoes, tree-huggers who drive hummers, abstinence-only fundies who have to get married because they're pregnant.
Check out that rebel without a clue, he forgot to remove the Hot Topic tag from his pre-distressed punk jacket.
by miss_mae September 12, 2003
Get the rebel without a clue mug.To stand in front of a gas station and/or a convince store for a long period of time. The more common store is 7-11, but it is much easier to Clerks-It at a shitty convince store that no one will care if you loiter.
"Hey Justin, I'm bored shitless. Let's go Clerks-It at the Ghandi Store."
"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."
"Hey, you know that 7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."
"Goddamnit, I need some cigarettes. Let's go Clerks-It and try to get some drunk guy to buy us a pack."
"Hey, you know that 7-11 on 10th Ave, We Clerked the shit out of that mother fucker."
by Little Timmy Urine July 31, 2007
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Get the clerk jerker mug.The most amazing woman in the universe. She’s so beautiful; she’s drop dead gorgeous, but she doesn’t know it. She’s not tall but she’s really stunning. She’s so adorable when she smiles. Her eyes disappear when she laughs; her eyes are so attractive, it’s like looking at the stars at night. She’s clever but she doesn’t admit it. Thinks logically. She’s very good at playing video games. She’s fun to talk to. The world was so much prettier with her in it.
guy 1: isn’t that clerine?
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*
guy 2: damn. she’s really gorgeous.
guy 3: *has stiff neck* *turns his head to look at clerine*
by superteemo August 31, 2019
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by Phineas Cage November 28, 2019
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Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.
Bureaucracy made of people with clerk mentality.
Why is it so uphill to get any small thing done around here with a minimum efficiency ?
Welcome to Clerkdom!
Welcome to Clerkdom!
by rperazag May 16, 2010
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