a luxurious soul with a massive schlong and oozing sex appeal, famed for his residency at Rockshots in Newcastle
by clubber kidd August 19, 2003
Get the Clubber Kiddmug. An icy handjob invented in Nunavut that is given while wearing a chain glove that is wet so that the glove eventually freezes to the subjects penis.
by igloo.lover.seal.clubber January 28, 2015
Get the inuit seal clubbermug. One who goes to the grounds of baby seals to play golf. Since there are no courses, and one's balls get very cold, it is best to just whack the baby seals for fun.
Me-We'll use that iceberg as the putting green, don't you think?
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
Andrew- OK, I'll go first. Hand me that driver.
*Andrew hits baby seal*
Me-Looks like you went oob there.
*Hippies come and protest, one lays down on my seal*
Hippy on seal: You'll have to take me if you want this seal, baby seal clubber
Me-Have it your way...
*hits hippy and seal*
by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004
Get the baby seal clubbermug. by Robbiesbj January 9, 2024
Get the Clubberedmug. the parking lot was full of car-clubbers
by $ally August 4, 2007
Get the car-clubbersmug. Shat Clubber is a group of people that gang together to decide whats true and shit all over your life in perfect sync.
by The coolest guy ever 3456 May 29, 2025
Get the Shat clubbermug. by ChuckSchumer February 28, 2025
Get the Penis Clubbermug.