clubbed

When u get hit on the head for acting like a moron.

Ed: Hey man! Your fucking stupid!
Joe: What bitch! *clubs Ed in the head*
Jim *just arrived*: Whoah, what happened here?
Joe: Nothing, I just clubbed him in the head.
Jim: Oh, oh well.

by @o!oo July 23, 2008

Clubbenders

A style of music typically found in obscure parts of NY. Usually causing people to vomit or laugh due to how ridiculously boring and cookie cutter it is. Most of the music was formed after a style called electro (also sucking) rose to popularity by people with a lack of musical taste, individuality, or any semblance of talent decided to hop on the "bandwagon" as most high functioning retards are known to do.

Also cite Joe Dirt and Pauly D as people who might be involved with this movement.

Damn, lets go. This is the same crap that was top 10 on beatports electro chart 2 years ago. Shitty clubbenders make me want to stick a screwdriver in my ear

by Reality chizzecker December 16, 2010

clubberculosis

An informal self-diagnosis of a cold, flu, fever, cough or similar condition developed after heavy partying at a crowded and/or sweaty dance music club or rave. Based on "tuberculosis", the bacterial respiratory infection known for being easily transmitted by air, especially in crowded or enclosed areas.

I think I got clubberculosis after raving so hard this weekend.

by tootallski March 26, 2011

Cumbered

To use one's ball sack to hit fat people numerous times

Nick really Cumbered Jake

by Graveling November 29, 2016

clobbered

To be completely out of your mind intoxicated.

Last night I drank A LOT of alcohol, I was clobbered.

I really wanna get clobbered at the party this weekend.

by Lyss Pliss June 5, 2006

clit clobberer

a male who is extremely good at stimulating the clit with his fingers or tongue, therefore "clobbering" it. usually a male with a lot of sexual expirence.

Dude, shane's a clit clobberer. He rocked that clit all night long.

by young jared allen #29 June 7, 2010

closet clubber

someone who claims they don't socialize or patronize areas eg. clubs but deep in secret they have the latest edm remix playlist. Behind close doors, they unleash that party animal inbred within them and jive like there's no tomorrow.

I think Jenny's a closet clubber. She's so angelic in classes but I heard from my dorm-mate she blast Hardwell mixes in her room during revision weeks.

by broccolidude June 30, 2015