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bread clot

the bloated stuffed feeling you get in your throat and stomach from eating too much of a bread product, such as bread, pasta, doughnuts, cookies, etc...
Crap, I ate so much pizza that I'm having trouble breathing and my stomach feels like it's about to explode...I must have a bread clot.
by carpet bagger July 20, 2011
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Clot Shot

Colloquial term for an Astra Zeneca vaccination involving the possibility of fatal blood clotting
Heading out for my first Astra Zeneca 'clot shot'. Wish me well, it could be the last injection I ever get!

I wish I qualified for that fancy Pfizer jab
by Pecks 1970 May 12, 2021
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Dirty Clayton

An advanced move that all other men at a party will instantly hate because the confidence to even try it drives up appeal he has on all the females of the party. The move is in fact just a quick look in their direction and should there be eye contact he motions using just his head and pointing with his lips to a destination away from the main group, it could be a bedroom, bathroom or even just the hallway for a slightly more secluded place to show her your Super Mario and lay some pipe. Its most effective and so named because of its stealth in case his target has a fugly triceratops runnin interference or better yet a male suitor he may wish to avoid but still beat them cheeks real quick. When it’s employed the result must always end up in sex or it can’t be called a Dirty Clayton but it’s okay to tell others you pulled a Clayton which means you swooped in and at least made out hardcore with heavy petting either inside or outside her clothes.
Guy 1-“Oh hey bro, did you see me pull that 10 outta there last night with a patented Dirty Clayton?!
Guy 2-“ fuck yeah my dude! So you got to hit that?!”
Guy 1-“Did I stu-ut-utter”
Guy 2- “Pics or didn’t happen”
Guy 1- whips out phone
Guy 2- “YOOOO!!!”
by Claystation81 April 1, 2020
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clothes

the most pointless thing ever, but you gotta wear them anyways. usually for protection from the cold weather but also to keep the creeps away from looking at you
Hey, put on some clothes before people stare at you like creeps.
by edgymofo December 12, 2021
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Cloth blocked

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.
I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.
by k3fernan May 31, 2010
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cloth alert

Also known as "Special Cloth Alert".

A phrase coined by DJ Kahled which is used to notify people that something special is about to happen. Tends to be related to the phrase "Cut from a different cloth" which shows how whatever object is being referred to stands out above the rest.
CLOTH ALERT: We got the brand new Kobe's straight out of the box.
CLOTH ALERT: Stay tuned for what's going on in our business, because it's bout to be big!
by dbjallday October 6, 2016
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clothes monster

An affectionate nickname for the gigantic pile of clothes that some people cannot help but amass.
Shit, look at the slowly multiplying and straight-up terrifying clothes monster living in our bedroom!
by Dr Bunnygirl July 17, 2019
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