Consexualise

giving any idea or item a sexual overtone

So we get a newspaper and to give the guys something to look at, let's put some tits on Page 3,

wow, excellant consexualising

So beer, how do we make appeal to guys,

consexualise that one
girls, girls girls,

by jaffaw July 14, 2009

clomosexual

Classical Definition: n. A person who develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship with a favourite article of clothing with which you develop a personal, and even a deeply fulfilling, relationship.

True Definition: n. A person who is so lonely but also fucked in the head that fancies themselves more than their preferred gender of sexual partners.
And will always be up for bukake as long as their clothes aren't ruined.

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BLaZeD GUy2: BIatcHH Iz $uM $ORt O''' ClomoseXuAl. $houlDa ExPecTeD It JUs $IttiN ThUh YN hUr brA.

fUKiN guy1:: NAh,,,, Mah MUm'$ Nwt Diggggg Dat. $hE WeRE $hoWerin At DA tYm.

by Allahn November 29, 2013

consexual

consensual sex

their relationship was consexual

by See How Ya Are August 21, 2015

Consexual

Consexual is where you are attracted to gods. It originates from condog, 1 of the 3 main gods in the religon, The Holy Square of Trapiziumism.

OMG Tommy G is consexual

by tommygisbigepik December 15, 2019

chowensexual

when you are attracted to either owen patrick joyner, charlie gillespie OR both... but only them.

friend: hey what’s your sexuality?

you: oh me? i’m chowensexual

friend: what the...

by anonymous obsessive person😂 January 4, 2021

Chowsexual

Likes to chow box, any box, all boxes. Also small blocks.

Hey I classify as chowsexual. Do you like small blocks?

by Smallblock February 13, 2021

consexual

intercourse with an inmate

While Sheena was in the clink, we was consexual.

by susentious December 5, 2023