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clitoral wood

1) the physical hardening of a female's clitoris due to sexual arousal.

2) a pejorative term to denote the potential of arousal caused by an attraction of the sexual kind
"As much as I was trying to cover up my excitement I was sure that he could sense I had clitoral wood"

"Seth Rogan is one sexy fox. He gives me clitoral wood."
by lambies March 30, 2009
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clintonian

Someone who uses a position of power to gain sexual favors from subordinates. Basically, a sexual fiend who uses the fear of firing, or the promise of career gain, in order to receive favorable benefits. --Derived from President Bill Clinton
"Richard seduced that new intern at the Christmas party and got a hj in the janitors closet."

"Wow our CEO has no shame, that's such a clintonian move."

*Richard Walks in*
"I did not have sex with that woman!"
by RDOUBLEU November 14, 2013
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clitoral lullaby

An action where a woman masturbates before bed in hopes of helping herself fall asleep more easily.
Yeah last night I couldn't fall sleep for hours, so I soothed myself to sleep with a clitoral lullaby.
by YourOwnPersonalCheezus November 20, 2017
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clitoral tweakage

when you are driving on a two lane highway, and the two cars in front of you are going at or above the speed limit, therefore not allowing you to pass. Also known as 'playing with my vagina' or 'thumping my twat'
I don't have time for this clitoral tweakage. I'm already late for an important meeting.
by Brandon Lawson February 10, 2007
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Clitoral Stimulation

Stimulation of clitoris ( by masturbation or foreplay)

Using 1 or 2 fingers to gently massage clitoris in a circular pattern.
Lilly had her legs wide open while she was sleeping, so i decided i'de wake her up with a gentle orgasm.
I used my index finger to go in circles around her clitoris. I used her cum to get it nice and wet, i knew i had got the right spot when her body stated to buck.
Lilly was awake by this point as she moaned. i kept going until she could no longer stand it. She moaned loudly and sat straight up because she could no longer stand how great it was.
The clitoral stimulation worked so well, we decided to fuck.
by SpinMeRightRound January 24, 2010
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clitorial manslaughter

The act of killing tons of people accidentally with your clit.
ToastyProphet used Clitorial Manslaughter
IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE!
KratosOfTheDead is dead!
by Meowmeowmeow555 March 12, 2011
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Clitorass

A hemorrhoid (an inflamed vein in your rectum) that, when rubbed or stimulated, provides pleasure, relief, satisfaction, arousal, etc.
"I took a shit, and when I was wiping, I accidentally flicked my clitorass. Felt so satisfying."

"Ugh, rubbing my clitorass feels so super good"
by Essentially English July 27, 2018
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