Cuntasaurus rex

Cuntiest level of cuntage

Bellas a cuntasaurus rex

by bigdickdaddy9001 February 28, 2022

Cuntasaurus

A stupid whore who thinks she is hott shit but in reality resembles a t-rex or raptor or dinosauric looking creature.

Might be good at giving head because her looks are getting her no where.

Has no friends becuase everyone knows she is a slut.

She thinks she owns everyone and everything but all she really has is herpes.

Guy 1: "damn how could you hit that last night? shes the ugliest creature i;ve ever seen!!! what would you even call that?"

Guy 2: "Shes called a cuntasaurus.....shes fugly but shes an expert at puffing the pen1s."

Guy 1: "cant....llook...any more..... ew!"

by babygirl10500009 October 2, 2011

Cuntasaurus Rex

when something does not gots ones way, this is a common term used to announce frustration to a person or inatimate objest or a video game, preferably Halo 3

Boom, Headshot!
WHy do u have to be a Cuntasaurus Rex

by Doomenic Doomificato February 11, 2008

clitsaurus

When a chicks vagina is so damn old, it is regarded as the equivalant of a dinosaur, or in some cases, a fossil.

"god my 3rd grade school teacher was soo damn old, i swear she had a fucking clitsaurus!" or "man i was fucking this hoe last night, and her clit was as old as a fucking gutenburg bible!"

by BEN123456789 October 23, 2009

clitosaurus

The combination of the two words "clitoris", part of the female genitals and "dinosaur", ancient animals that roamed the land billions of years ago (before they went extinct.)

Refering to a dangerous carnivorous form of clitoris that will probably alarm you as you're doing your work; can not be differed from a normal clitoris until initial contact (which will be painful) so you should ask your girlfriend/female aquaintance whether she has a dinosaur clitoris before things get too messy.

Dang, last night I was with this girl and turns out she had a damned clitosaurus.. hurt like fuck.

by Clitosaurus January 9, 2007

Cuntasaurus-Ex

A vile cunt, your ex-wife or perhaps your best friend's ex-wife, who will go out of her to intentionally to make others miserable.

Your cuntasaurus-ex cut the wires on the trailer.
Your cuntasaurus-ex sent me an "anonymous" letter.
My cuntasaurus-ex came with me on a cruise boat.

by BodyOfWork December 15, 2019

Clitisaurus Rex

A smoking hot Bitch with a extremely short temper while aroused or during the act of intercourse.

Clitisaurus Rex Hot Bitch, Bad Temper, Uncontrollable, Horny

by Dickytone October 21, 2013