Clinger

noun: A spinner who holds so tightly to the man that's fucking her that when he gets up on all fours, she no longer touches the bed.

Ally is a real clinger. Last night when I was fucking her, she wrapped herself around me so tight that I got up, got a beer and changed the TV channel without losing rhythm.

by The Afterworld Cafe July 15, 2005

Stage-5 Clinger

The type of person that you are simply sleeping with yet thinks that you’re legitimately together. Becomes friends with all of your friends, assumes the role of your bf/gf, likes every single comment left on your Facebook/Instagram and leaves a comment on every post so their territory is marked all over social media with the intentions of convincing everyone else you’re together and making sure it is known that they’ve been to your home multiple times, they know your dog, your mom, all of your friends, exes, uncles, brothers, sisters, 2nd cousins, etc.

Pretends to want to keep it “casual”, yet continuously “forgetting” items at your house until they accumulate and they’ve suddenly moved in with you.

“Bro, that chick is a stage-5 clinger, my friend hooked up with her once and she moved in the next day”

by Boof_bro November 6, 2018

clingenberry

A booger that sticks to your nostril.

Any booger that refuses to dettach itself from your nostril despite intense nose-picking.

I went through the entire meeting and without noticing the clingenberry I had in my left nostril. How embarrassing!

by ultrajesus4000 February 20, 2006

clinge

The female genitalia. Also known as a pussy, vagina or snatch.

I'm going to get me some clinge!

I'm going to get me some pussy!

by Lee Stacey May 23, 2008

stage four clinger

When a girl sleeps with a guy once and he moves in and you can never be rid of him

He's such a stage four clinger, we hooked up once and now he's been at my place for 2 months.

by HantheDealer June 29, 2015

1040 Clinger

When a piece of shit, at least 1 inch in length, gets stuck in the anus or to the anal hairs, and prevents you from having a clean wipe.

Oh shit, we've got a 1040 clinger!!

by terdcutter February 27, 2011

stage 9 clinger

Similar to a stage 5 clinger - person has become clingy and obsessed

- with the exception that they are well aware of their clingy behavior and obsessive disposition

- as well as they seem to believe that their victim should find this behavior flattering, and except-able.

They don’t see any wrong with stocking or invading personal privacy.

Stage 9

Restraining orders tend to follow 🤣

~ submitted by Hcurlylocks

Two dates and he’s talking about exchanging house keys. Total stage 9 clinger.

Just met a week ago, Talking about “Our” family when running into friends (yours or theirs)

by Witches Cackle December 22, 2020