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Cleveland Browns

An insignificant team from the insignificant town of Cleveland, Ohio whose only tradition is losing. The fans think they are rivals with the Bengals and the Steelers. But their team is so god-awful that nobody even cares about them. Cincy is concerned with Pittsburgh, and Pittsburgh is concerned with Baltimore. What's a rivalry when you know who's going to lose? HINT: Cleveland
Browns Fan: "I love my Cleveland Browns, and I can't wait for the Steeler's game. I hate them!!!"

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Steelers Fan: "Haha, that's cute. When do we play the Ravens?"

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Browns Fan: "I hate the Bungles, lets go Browns."

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BengalsFan: "Fuck Shittsburgh!! Wait did you say something?"
by browns who? September 28, 2013
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Clevland Brown

Clevland Brown is the stereotypical black african american here in the U.S.A. as portrayed in the cartoon Family Guy he has a deep voice a great laugh, two kids and a wife (his wifes name is "LoRetta" and she says it with an attitude)

also if you were to call someone a Clevland Brown that would be the a more childish or immature equivalent of calling them a nigga'
for instance a mature way of saying it is "Yo! Mug Nigga' whats poppin?"
While an immature dude would say "Hey it's my Clevland Brown sup muh man"

or for the first definition, Peter Griffin of Family guy's neighbor accross the street who is one of his three drinking buddies (being Joe, Clevland, and Quagmire)
by Jer-Hey!!! March 12, 2010
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Cleveland Browns

A chick with a great body, but ugly face
That chick's a Cleveland Brown. She has a great uniform, but a bad helmet.
by Brother Franklin March 19, 2004
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Cleveland Browns

1.Bad excuse for an NFL team
by deadkitten May 3, 2006
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Cleveland Browns

1.) (n.) A very untalented football team.

2.) (v.) When someone/something is trying so hard, but fails miserably, causing them to loose faith in themselves, and their lives.
3.) (n.) Spanish slang term meaning "trash".
1.) Dak: "How'd ya'll do last night?"

Colin: " We were up 17-0 then lost in OT to the Jets."

Dak: "At least you didn't get shit on by ITT tech like the Cleveland Browns."
2.) He was running his 40 and then pulled a cleveland browns at the 35, tripped, face rubbed into the turf, then decided to drink the pennzoil sitting next to him.
3.) 'Aye essay! Your Cleveland Browns! I'll shoot you!
by Faupula_57 December 15, 2016
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Cleveland Browns Downs

A very specific mental handicap used to describe millionaire athletes who seemingly forget how to play sports right in the middle of a game. The term was coined when the Cleveland Browns punt returner Poyer let a punted football bounce off his face on the 3 yard line. Clearly he was suffering from the Cleveland Browns Downs.
“Did you see that guy had his shirt on backwards?”

“Yeah and it was a button up too. What a dickwhistler.”

“He must be suffering from a case of the Cleveland Browns Downs.”
by SunnyofOlmsted October 25, 2017
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Cleveland Browns

1. A terrible football team that embarrasses themselves each time they take the field.

2. Someone, usually a non professional team, but can extend to individuals, who suck at football.

3. A team where up and coming Quarterbacks fade away, and careers go to die. QB examples are RG3 (Robert Griffin III) Tim Tebow and Brady Quinn.
Ben: Hey Juju, do you ever think Dashone will be any good?

Juju: Hell no! He's a Cleveland Brown after all.

Chip: Come on quit being such a Cleveland Brown and complete a pass already!

Colin: I'm trying, but that's really hard to do on one knee. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a game to lose.

Fred: What happened to RG3 after he left the Redskins? How did he do with the Cleveland Browns?

Maria: Who?
by The Unbeatable King December 10, 2017
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