clerty

A word used to descibe something that is not dirty but not exactly clean. usualy clothes.

this shirt is clerty i only wore it for a few hours

by Missy McCullough January 11, 2008

certified baller

being such a baller that you are legally certified.

Mike "Look at that baller!"
Shaun "Oh thats just james, he's a certified baller."

by jdtitties April 24, 2010

certamen

Latin competition or quiz bowl.

Suzy had fun answering the hard certamen questions.

by puellaestdorkus April 19, 2012

certificatology

The study of certificatation (and other shit)

"Hey mister, are you sure that you are qualified to be extricating this jar of delicious Smucker's grape jelly from my tender young bunghole"

"Why, of course I'm qualified to do this. Afterall, I am a self-proclaimed Doctor of Certificatology."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad February 4, 2006

3 hole certified

a chick that will take in the Ass, Mouth, and Snatch

that hoe is 3 hole certified

by bheron July 12, 2006

Clart

When you smack a g

I'm gonna clart you if you keep it up

by Mr Allan April 12, 2020

clart

To punch or knock someone out. Used as a threat.

‘I’ll clart you if you come here again!’

by largedog December 27, 2019