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San Clemente

A town in Orange County, California. The town isn't very nice to live in.

The school system is lacking. The high school used to actually be decent, but it went downhill once the principal, Mike Halt, was removed by the corrupt-as-hell superintendent. He was escorted out by police officers, and received a gag order so he couldn't protest his unjust removal. Ever since he was removed the high school has been overrun by drug use, mainly in the form of vapes. Shorecliffs middle school is almost as bad. You would think a lot fewer kids would vape, but that's not really the case. The high school gives kids resources for reporting kids that are using drugs, but Shorecliffs doesn't even do that. The high school teachers are actually pretty good. Shorecliffs teachers are, well, bad. The math department, and to an extent the science department, is pretty good, but everything else is absolute garbage. The English department is especially crap.

The people of San Clemente are... okay. They're not really that great. If you don't make good money you better pack your stuff up as soon as you arrive since the people (especially the kids and even extremely wealthy adults) look down on people who make less money. They're REALLY full of themselves.

Pros:
-Bragging rights. You can brag to people who are still ignorant enough to think it's good.
Cons:
-Relatively poor schools
-Drug usage (Look up Henry Nicholas)
-High real estate prices.
-Roads littered with garbage from homeless people.
Person 1: "I' thinking of moving to San Clemente"
Person 2: "No, don't move there. It's a horrible place to live"
by TheHonestCalifornian November 29, 2018
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Walter Clements

An absolute god, the king, the lord, our savior, etc. In no way your typical 7 year old kid on Youtube.
Walter Clements is the only god we worship in this house!
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Lauren Clements

A silly dummy hoe that is also an amazing, pretty girl
Person 1: Yo look!
Person 2: Bro that’s my friend, she’s such a Lauren Clements.
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clements shuffle

Is the act of wiggling the pelvis to squish in your soft penis
last night i was so drunk i had to do the clements shuffle to get it in.
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Clement Li

One who exaggerates all things to the highest degree. Exaggeration cannot pass this point, because it is at max.
* Player 2 scores 1 goal in a hockey game. *

Player 1: GOod game man!
Player 2: Thanks! Can't believe i scored 8 goals!
Player 1: wtf mate
by Wooten September 29, 2004
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San clemente

A small beach town where many underage kids decide to abuse marajuana, alcohol, xanax, and even sometimes coke. Ya ik, we get lit. We've the hoeiest hoes & the broiest bros. We also roll a lot of backwoods "HELL FUCKING YEAH BROTHER, ESKETITTT, SEND ITTTT"
Damn bro lets go to San Clemente & ride dirt bikes & drink beer at t.
by Yourbitchonmydick August 3, 2017
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Clements Disease

Clements Disease is a chronic, potentially life-threatening condition caused by nothing other than the utter stupidity of todays human race. It primarily targets the brain.

Symptoms include but are not limited to:
Vomiting
Shortness or loss of breath
Sweating
Muscle aches
Near or complete loss of brain function
Unfamiliar or tourettes-like behaviour
Vietnam flashbacks
Sudden need to shoot a weapon

Also known as; CD, Clements Syndrome, Clements Virus.
“Mark was hiding in a bush in fortnite doing the “take the L” dance. I could not believe what i had just witnessed...

I received Clements Disease.”
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