Classical Music

The Classical Period in music lasted from 1750 to 1820, falling in between the Baroque and Romantic eras; however, the term "classical music" has become synonymous with all instrumental music composed during the middle ages. Notable composers include Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Ludwig van Beethoven, and many more. Although music from this era has endured considerable bias in today's modern world, with many idiots saying it's "not cool", I see no reason at all to propagate reverse discrimination and immediately start bashing rap for "having no emotion" and stating that classical music is the only "real" music. Shit like that is only furthering the image of classical music fans as closed-minded elitist snobs who refuse to try anything else. I happen to enjoy both rap AND classical music as well as many other genres, and I can tell you that if you look beyond no-talent asswipes like Soulja Boy, rap is a very enjoyable listening experience that deserves respect like any other genre. As for having "no emotion" - listen to Mockingbird by Eminem, or Dear Mama by Tupac, and then try telling me that rap is all meaningless garbage about bitches and bling. Rap can be poetry... or it can be the meaningless shit that is played on our radio stations all day long, the crap that will be forgotten in a few years to make way for the newest fad. If you're a true fan of music, you won't be a closed-minded fucktard like the person who wrote the first definition. The classical music we hear today is still remembered and loved because it was the best of the best - do you honestly think that there weren’t no-talent idiots back then as well? There were ALWAYS people like that, but we don't hear about them because they were all executed by the king as soon he got bored of his latest fad. It's the same thing with today’s music. In a few centuries or so, assuming humans haven’t died out by then, the artists that will be remembered and studied are the Eminems and Tupacs, the Pink Floyds and the Led Zeppelins - all the greats will be remembered and studied, alongside composers such as Mozart, Beethoven, and Bach. In three hundred years, no one will have heard of Soulja Shit or 50 Cent. So stop being assholes about rap, because you are only forcing a bad reputation upon the fans that actually happen to have more than half a brain.

Cool Person 1: I like classical music.
Cool Person 2: Really? Me too! I also like rap, rock, techno and country!
Cool Person 1: Yeah, me as well!
Stupid fucking retard 1: Your musical taste SUCKS ASS! I ONLY listen to classical music, because it is the only REAL music ever made!
Stupid fucking retard 2: No, you’re ALL wrong. Rock is the only REAL genre!
*The retards proceed to stand there arguing for the rest of the day.*
Cool Person 1: …right, that was annoying. Wanna go get lunch?
Cool Person 2: Sure.
*The cool people leave. Meanwhile, the retards continue to argue.*

by kittycatgirl July 7, 2008

classical music

1. Historically, orchestral or chamber music written in northern Europe during the 1700s to 1900s, represented by composers such as Bach, Beethoven, Tchaikovskiy, Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern Schplenden-schlitter... I'll start again.
2. Music derived from those forms of music, represented by people like Philip Glass (and occasionally people like Paul McCartney and Billy Joel).
3. A fad with racist/elitist overtones for parents who want their kids to graduate from nursery school and go straight to college.
4. Music that, despite its apparent pretentiousness and overbearing arrangements, is actually pretty cool when no one's trying to shove it down your throat.

by Brian X May 3, 2003

clitical

a female masterbation website, clitical dot com, that encourages everyone to learn more about the female body and how to make it work for YOU.

Can also be used as adjective such as 'get clitical' which means you need to learn something about a woman's body.

I dated Joey, but he needs to get clitical before he tries to get someone else in bed. He is all show, and no pony, if you know what I mean. He acts like he knows what a woman is, but he surely couldn't find the important bits on MY body!

by ismirth July 2, 2007

clartical eejit

Idiot to society

Must be skunked, u Clartical eejit

by Dave-kmt November 3, 2022

Founders Classical Academy of Flower mound

Founders classical academy of flower mound is a school with a bunch of shitty teachers that suck themselves off over Shakespeare plays. If you wear a non school jacket or a skirt that is an inch too short you are strung up on a cross and set you on fire to burn off the non school jacket. they also hired a creepy gym teacher that was gross and actively favored the girls so he could try together with them.

Founders Classical Academy of flower mound is not a good school to enroll your kids in!

by Capital One January 7, 2022

clitical acclaim

Verbal praise bestowed upon a woman's sexual partner who succeeds in repeatedly bringing her to sexual climax.

Person 1: "Dude, how was last night?"
Person 2: "I rocked her world. She gave me clitical acclaim worthy of the front page of the New York Times."

by californialuv January 31, 2014

clavical

The wrong way to spell clavicle.

"omg clavical bonez are sexci"
"Get a dictionary, fucktard."

by Lik November 24, 2006