Santa Clarita

All the shitty boring white people live here. There used to be better looking girls here, but they all moved out. Nowadays, when you visit here it’s a bunch of, “Karen’s.” Unattractive women who no guys wants unless the guy is thirsty and not good looking. Come here for Six Flags Magic Mountain and get the fuck out. Move on with your day.

Holy cow, nowadays Santa Clarita is filled with Karen’s and Shitty boring ugly white people. Damn. This place turned shittier.

by DrCumtastic October 31, 2021

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Clarissa

name of an average girl that is really pretty, but is crazier than a mushroom stamp. Can sing like an angel, no better, like a Clarissa. Competitive and the one ur boyfriend will leave you for. Always has a nice ass, but doesn't show it off like a slut. (Which is most of society.) people watch out cuz she's good at mind manipulation. If you suddenly feel violated upon reading this, it's cuz Clarissa has raped your mind.

Shaniqua: Oh God, there goes Clarissa again. Dayumm; i wonder how she got her ass like that.
Carlos: She was born like that. And just so you know, no one likes ur cottage cheese thighs.

Clarissa walks by...
Carlos: Ohhhhhh shit my head hella hurts... Shaniqua get me some tylenol bitch...be useful

by Clarrot84 January 3, 2010

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Clarissa

A Clarissa is that girl that all the guys love. She is usually has a great body and a beautiful smile. Every girl wants to be like a Clarissa and thats why heaps of them are jealous of her. She is smart, funny, sexy, lovable and a hopeless romantic. You can tell if a Clarissa likes you if you see her glancing at you or asking you the most random questions.

Guy 1: Did you see that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, she's so hot !
Guy 1:She must be a Clarissa
Guy 2: Yeah look at all the girls giving her dirties !

by HellaFella February 4, 2010

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santa clarita valley

the butthole of the earth, entirely overpopulated and overdeveloped land which was once actually quite beautiful. to date, it is populated with overprivileged and undereducated youth, often accompanied by sad plastic guardians. overridden with police attempting to keep the real scv lifestyle hush hush. contrary to the popular belief of its conservative elder residents, it is very easy to get almost any drug in the santa clarita valley. most youth here become quickly caught in the downward spiral of having entirely too much spare time and cash, and find themselves addicted to meth and sucking it off the back of a toilet through a bendy straw at the hilton or castaic inn. this is regardless of how privileged and sheltered they may have seamed. most people inhabiting this land will die here, only to be buried on its outskirts by the highway leading to the outside world. this custom is believed to be somehow symbolic. also, traditionally, those who escape before their deaths do not return.

kid1: i live in the santa clarita valley.
kid2: is your dad a cop? can i borrow your ferrari? hey lets start a punk band!

by thankkgodigotout July 23, 2009

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