coagulated

To cause transformation of (a liquid or sol, for example) into or as if into a soft, semisolid, or solid mass

her blood after she was stabed 30 times in the neck began to coagulate on the floor after the first 48 hours of being there

by Trey June 25, 2004

Calculated

'Calculated' is a term used in Rocket League which means that something occurred with proper timing.

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by SirJohn021485 August 31, 2020

coagulated cunt spatter

The Most disgusting way to say period blood

"Troy told me last night he was hiding in the girls bathroom in a trash can and some chick threw a tampon covered in Coagulated Cunt Spatter on his face"

by TheFATman101294 May 24, 2012

Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.

a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014

Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.

After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.

by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014

copulate

This is a contraction of, " Cop you are late." As we all know, cops aren't the most timely when it comes to an emergency situation and often times show up later than we'd prefer depending on the severity of the situation in question.

Susan: "Copulate and now he's gone."

Officer: "Can you describe the assailant."

by Cbranson November 21, 2010

slapulate

It's when you ejaculate a palm in the face of your girlfriend and/or bitch.

Dog Pimphand slapulated all over the face of his second-hand bitch.

by Dog Pimphand. August 5, 2010