Clappage

A word simply for describing the sheer size of a tit clap from female's cleavage, I.E: When she runs, and her tits are huge, and she's without a bra

Example:
"Did you see Rachel yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard that clappage from a mile away, I thought it was a storm"

Example:
"Did you see Rachel yesterday?"
"Yeah, I heard that clappage from a mile away, I thought it was a storm"

by Undynetale December 19, 2023

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Claphazard

adj - Being reckless, moving through life without care, being downright dangerous. Usually refers to a group's actions

Carl: Guys, don't you think we are getting a bit claphazard here?
Mike: Who the fuck says claphazard

by MikeyPenis May 22, 2024

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Clappage

The action of the buttocks during a fart, used to describe the size of someone's buttocks.

Guy 1: Yo! His ass is huge!
Guy 2:Yeah, he has lots of clappage.

by bigclappy86 June 12, 2024

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Transactional Clappage

Having sex with someone just so you both can have sex and avoid masturbating.

Me: “I’m gonna go have some transactional clappage with that beater”

Friend: “Why?”

Me: “So I don’t jerk off and she doesn’t flick the bean. Gotta get that nut with no feelings inbetween”

by Señor Grub October 5, 2022

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