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Get the why cant i write a definition mug.During the engagement of sexual intercourse, one's penis might "slip out" and come into contact with a non-penetrable area, resulting in a "broken penis". After some time the penis in question will become inflamed and swollen imitating a sort of bulge, or cantaloupe shape on the shaft of the penis or weenie.
"Last night i was getting it on when all of a sudden i slipped out and nailed her taint. I think i broke my dick, man I'm going to have a fat cantaloupe weenie."
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Cantaloupical means to act like a cantaloupe. Cantaloupes are fresh and juicy, so a cantaloupical person would act really nicely, but their weakness would be always telling the truth, even in bad situations. They would taste juicy, and look lovely and fresh every day.
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Well if ya do it’s when a sexy girl unzips the zips all the way to ur crotch, where by this point ur dick will be as hard as concrete, she does this on both legs and hopefully after she will give u great head
Well if ya do it’s when a sexy girl unzips the zips all the way to ur crotch, where by this point ur dick will be as hard as concrete, she does this on both legs and hopefully after she will give u great head
“That hot private school girl gave me a Canterbury strip last night, it was fucking great!”
“Sounds awesome,”
“Sounds awesome,”
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