Clampet

The word "Clampet" can be used to refer to someone as scruffy

"go away you Clampet"

by Coke no ice August 5, 2022

Gorilla clamping

When a girl squeezes her vagina during sex to give the illusion of a tight vagina.

That gorilla clamping had me nutting in seconds.

by AceBriggy69 April 3, 2021

Clampitt Story

A story in which is usually short and completely pointless. A story that has no relevance to any subject already mentioned in current conversation. These short lived comments are usually followed by a quick and short goat like laugh.

Chris Clampitt told another clampitt story when he mentioned the shocks not working well when the current topic was new movies.

(current topic is water parks)
Me -The lazy river is my favorite.
Chris - Yeah I did doughnuts in my truck all winter long hehehe

by Nate Brott December 27, 2011

Jed Clampett

Jed Clampett from Beverly Hillbillies found his claim to fame by shooting a gun and the bullet striking the ground and upcame a spout of oil. Typically, this act occurs when a man and a woman are having sex in the doggy-style position and the man becomes half-way hard. He then proceeds to urinate inside the woman, pulling out right as he finishes, only to watch his urine spout from her anus in a similar fashion that oil shot up from the ground.

I filled that bitches ass up and gave her the Jed Clampett.

I pulled a Jed Clampett on this bitch while fucking her in a chair and she got it all over her new jacket that was on the backrest.

by Grizz Mint January 13, 2008

clamping hams

During sex, the spreading of an ass cheek to get a deep thrust

That ass was so thic i was clamping hams to get in there

by Ham clamping jones April 25, 2017

cleavage-clamping

Verb. When a female is giving a male head and the male squirts his man juices on her chest then presses the boobies together using the juices as a glue, (this should give what appears to be cleavage.)

Hey baby I heard cleavage-clamping totally makes your tits look bigger.

by Ron O'Neal April 22, 2008

clampstick

The proper form of chop sticks because of the simple fact that chopsticks do not chop. They, amazingly enough, clamp onto food.

I use clampsticks to eat my Chinese food.

by Mrrple April 2, 2007