clitsplinter

The painfull sensation that many women dread that is having a splinter penetrated into the clitoris.

Damn it Martha that wooden dildo you gave me has now given me a terrible clitsplinter.

by I am Jesus August 26, 2016

Clitsand

Similar to that of dicksand, but when dealing with a vagina. It's when dudes drop everything to be with their girl, who really isn't that cool or interesting in the first place. Much like quicksand, clitsand is what guys get caught in when they're obsessed with their girlfriend/crush/wife or really anyone that's giving them vagina.

Fucking Robbie, man. He fell into the clitsand--that's why he's not coming out tonight.

by LilCoop April 4, 2017

Clots

In school where people in groups take up space in a hallway talking cause tight traiffic in the school

Sorry I was late for class there were so many clots in the hallway

by Aaayboi September 14, 2017

clitsy

Thinks with her clit. Commonly associated with blondes. Similar to ditsy.

Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob?
A: Because everybody gets a turn...they are so clitsy.

by snowman694u May 16, 2007

Clitstachio

A little pistachio of a clit.

"aw, my little clitstachio is so cute, not like all those henious penisclits out there."

by jtine November 28, 2009

clitscratcher

1 Males that are no good dirty whores; men who have been around the block and think its cool to catch an STD.

or

2 Females that have dirty sex with various men/females or female prostitutes and have no shame or humility for it.

Your mother and aunt are two vile clitscratchers.

Jamal thinks he is a pimp but he is just a clitscratcher.

by Whitney Jordan December 3, 2003

CLITS

'Cos Life Is Too Short

"let's go out tonight"
"nah man I'm knackered"
"come onnnnnnnnnnn, we have toooooooooo, CLITS!!!!"
"OH YEAH!!!!"

by AcousticAbby April 5, 2013