Ciochetto

A word that describes a person who does way too much. His clothes tend to be too small for most people. A Ciochetto usually lives with black guys and tries to play basketball.

Man why don't you stop being such a Ciochetto. You are doing too much right now.

by Macombs finest May 24, 2011

Cisco

1.)Someone who is fun and crazy. Most people think is Cisco Ramon from flash. Most Cisco’s are funny and most people like them.

2.) Are funny and crazy around people but when alone they are super bored and are just a mess

We should hang with Cisco this dude funny

You’re a second Cisco 🤦 ♂️😂

by 🐰🤙🏼 November 18, 2019

Cisco Systems

n. - A Fortune 500 company that engineers, and manufactures internetworking solutions (i.e. - Routers, Switches, Access Servers, etc'). By developing highly functional, configurable, and scaleable hardware and software, The Internet is run nearly exclusively by Cisco Systems equipment. However, due to inadequate competition, knowing how to configure alternative networking equipment (i.e. - Baystack) is of little use in the job market. With this in mind, Cisco introduced the Cisco Networking Academy in which students learn the basics of computer networking all the way up to advanced WAN configuration. Using this Vertical Integration model, Cisco has virtually clenched it's monopoly in it's sector of the IT industry.

Step-1: Design new Router
Step-2: Educate IT professionals on configuring said Router.
Step-3: Require said professionals to re-certify every three years.
Step-4: During re-certification period, design new Router.

Repeat Steps 2-4 until world domination is achieved.

See Also: Catch 22, CiscOwned, and Cisco-Green

by Vorondil December 3, 2004

Cioccolata Beatdown

A scene from the "Betray The Boss" story arc in JoJo's Bizzare Adventure: Golden Wind where the main character Giorno Giovanna thoroughly beats the absolute shit out of the villain Cioccolata with his stand Golden Experience. With the MUDA's lasting a whole 7 pages of script, it is the most well-known beatdown in JJBA GW.

Cioccolata: Says some bad stuff
Giorno: >:((((
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Giorno: Yeets Cioccolata into a garbage truck, which convienently squishes Cioccolata to a pulp.

Thus, the Cioccolata Beatdown.

by nice rigger December 3, 2020

Cisco

The greatest guy ever, everyone wants to be like him, and all the girls wantt o be with him. He is in essence god.

Oh my god its Cisco, lets all bow.

by god November 11, 2006

Cisco Whip

A tool used to discipline student taking the Cisco class.

Dude I went to google for like a second and i totaly got beat with the cisco whip.

by Mike March 18, 2005

Cisco Twist

an energy drink that when you drink you obtain the power to shot lightning out of you cock also known as "COCK LIGHTNING". People bow to the mighty presence of your cock. Men will worship, women will get on there knees and give you mighty blow then there heads will explode from the mighty cock lightning that shoots out of your cock. You will be able to crush a human skull with your bare hands.
CISCO TWIST is made with lemon,oranges, chocolate,and CINNAMON!!!

Dude last night drank some Cisco Twist and now I am Emperor of the World.

by Taco Man 89 March 28, 2009