conoodle

making out with your boo in the deep end of the pool, using the assistance of cylindrical pieces of foam to stay afloat.

We conoodled in the pool as we hid from neighbor's prying eyes.

by Pirate Queen Chudzie and boo August 1, 2013

CINO

Christian In Name Only. (pronounced SEE-no) This applies to Christians that claim to be Christian, but don't follow the teachings of Jesus Christ. They tend to be ignorant of the Gospel and follow the Old Testament instead of the New Testament teachings of Jesus Christ.

Instead of doing all they can to help the poor as Jesus teaches, a CINO follows the Hebrew tradition of tithing only 10% to a church. A CINO values money over God. A CINO prays in public and on social media even though Jesus said to pray in private. Often a CINO will use the term Christian to promote political values that are not actually Christian.

by redletterchristian December 29, 2013

canoons

A genetic disorder in which a female's breasts are extrodinarily larger than the size of the individual's head.

To determine whether or not a female has canoons, you will have to calculate the radius of one entire breast, and multiply it by 3.14 to get the external surface area. Compare the surface area of the head to the surface area of the breast and if the breast is larger than that the surface area in that of the head, than the female infact has CANOOOOOONS.

(in extreme cases, it is possible for males to have canoons)

Breast Size = 30cm(square)
Head Size = 15cm(square)

Conclusion
Since the breast size is double the head surface area, this person would have canoons.

by Daniel Livi November 24, 2004

Ocho Cinco

The act of a hoe giving head to any guy while with a man.

Head Receiver: "I told that nigga's ratchet hoe to give me head, and she did" Damn, that bitch gave me crown....

Guy and Friend: (yelling) Ocho Cinco!

refer to Ocho Cinco by: French Montana and MGK

by LacedUpforLife_ESTFAM January 16, 2013

Canoodlee

The person with whom you are regularly canoodling.

Jim and I are dating. He's my canoodlee.

by JavaElemental April 8, 2009

Cinnomen

A word usually used in a comedic manner mostly by women when referring to Hispanic or Latino men.

"Oh girl, I love me some cinnomen, they so hot!"

by Green-Eyes90 August 24, 2012

Cinco de Mayo

A few of my gringo friends ask me the meaning of Cinco de Mayo every year so I thought I would give the full unabridged and comprehensive answer here.

It all started on a cool April morning in 1843 in Mexico. It was the middle of the Mexican war of independence against their Mayan overlords. General Chimichanga was leading an offensive for the Mexican army and was marching north to meet the Mayans at Fajita Hill. He knew he would be out-numbered so he sent his mariachi band to contact the Burrito Boys in Tijuana to request their assistance in battle. He was not sure if they would agree or even arrive in time for the battle (they were located 23.5 miles away). When General Chimichanga arrived at Fajita Hill on May 5 he was amazed to find the Burrito Boys and their leader Commander Nacho Cheese got there first and decimated the Mayans on there own with less than 20 men. The Mayans fled north to Alamo, Texas effectively ending the Mexican war for independence.

General Chimichanga gets most of the credit for winning the Mexican war for Independence on Cinco de Mayo, but Commander Nacho Cheese was the real hero. He and the Burrito Boys saved Mexico from the Mayans.

by General Chimichanga May 6, 2022