Composer's Paranoia

The feeling one may get when composing a piece. It occurs when the composer, per se, feels as if their piece has already been written and is just coming from the back of their brain.

John: "Hey, Jeannette! What are you doing?"
Jeanette: "Ah, I'm composing a cello piece!"
John: "Cool, can I hear?"
Jeanette: "No, not yet. I'm afraid I have composer's paranoia! It would be embarrassing if you already knew the piece."

by composersparanoia November 14, 2022

Cimbom

Nickname for the Turkish soccer club Galatasaray.

Cimbom scored three goals last night against Fenerbahce.

by wanker November 28, 2004

chimpowitz

Deputy secretary of defense
(looks like one)
(thinks like one)
(acts like one)

by Exeter October 16, 2003

compo face

The look of sheer bewilderment and agony as demonstrated pictorially by the lower class when seeking remuneration or recognition as result of an 'injury' or traumatic experience.

Oh shit there's Kate Mc Cann again - her compo face makes me sick.

by Dazz1973 November 16, 2016

Composing with James

A euphemism for two friends having wild and vigorous sex, but claiming that they are just composing a piece of music before school registration

Where is Rebekah?
Ohhhh she’s just composing with James

by jhakiygsbksjs March 28, 2018

compo

Compensation. To receive payment for an injury, physical or mental.

In some areas, a raised paving stone is regarded as a golden opportunity to raise money, and all the wasters and low-lifes will attempt to break something by *accidentally* tripping over said stone.

Commonly used in South Wales.

"Hey, did you hear that Dai broke his leg falling down the steps outside the pub last night?"

"The lucky bugger! He's done well, he should get a load of compo!"

by w00fdawg November 3, 2005

componentry

A bullshit term to feed to a client in order to stall them and placate their demands for results.

"Well, I could keep on working on the internal componentry."

by Papa Culo September 16, 2003