cider visor

The teenage version of beer goggles.
A side affect of too much Ice Dragon or White lightning.
Makes even the ugliest bog trotter look like a ride.

Fact - the Cider visor is responsible for half of the british population.

by zimmo August 16, 2006

cider greg

A land based mammel dwelling most commonly in south western england; however they have occasionally been sighted in lower northern regions. Cider gregs are fuelled only by cider, preferring cheaper grade ciders such as tvc, k-cider and their favourite.. summerdown. Cider gregs enjoy such activities as swimming(fully clothed), getting undressed on command, destroying children's sandcastles and shouting general remarks to innocent bystanders.

when sighted, cider gregs should not be approached. keep your distance and, where possible, make sure small children/adolecent's ears are covered.

cider greg: "i'm going to ink on your sister"

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by diggasound November 26, 2009

cider enema

the introduction of cider to the rectum to evacuate the bowels and kill parasitic worms

have you a tried a cider enema for that yet?

by Maddog May 22, 2004

cider house rules

Novel, movie, play by John Irving.

Migrant apple pickers live in the cider house and can not read the posted rules for behavior cause they are illiterate and also do not speak English.

Refers to rules which you could have no way of knowing.

I am so fucked over by those asshats at Wikipedia. It is so totally Lord of the Flies and Cider House Rules there.

by A Pied Kiwi April 1, 2008

cider spider

The guy who shows up to the party or gathering with a couple of ciders, but goes after the boys beers.

"look here comes the cider spider"

by ttyycc February 22, 2018

Cider nipples

That creepy guy who lives next to you in your low income neighborhood. Usually found watching your kids from his window without a shirt. We don’t about the rest of his clothes because he is behind a window. Gains the confidence when you’re gone to offer your small children beverages such as cider

Person 1: dude who’s that watching my kids from his window?
Person 2: don’t worry dude that’s cider nipples, he’s always there!!!!

by Nipplepeople November 14, 2020

Cider-Me-Silly

When you're obliterated off hard cider and try to face throttle an inanimate object.

Mark's been in the hospital for a little over a year now. Last Christmas he cider-me-silly'd an outlet and got a lethal dose of electricity pumped into his meat hose. Turned it purple.

by nofaceoz October 12, 2021