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number cruncher

One whose primary vocation is dealing with numeric data. Examples of professions that might be referred to as number crunchers are accountant, data processor, statistician, mathemetician, etc.
I'm so glad I'm not a number cruncher like those poor bastards in the statistics division.
by Rod Brock May 22, 2006
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A dance that involves two black girls on the dance floor putting in work while everyone watches. One thick and one skinny
Damn, is that Chanel and Lindsay doing the Chocolate Thunder Coochie Cruncher while we are here at The Crier
by SPAMDELIGHT September 26, 2010
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chuncle

a black uncle, chunkle comes from a combination of the words "chocolate" and "uncle"
"hey james how's your chuncle?"

"not great actually he's still black"
by Bongo shat himself 1221 August 23, 2011
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Chunchberry

1. The fleshy area between the butthole and the grundle that collects lint, grundle sweat, excrement, and excess toilet paper. This area is known to be inhabited by a multitude of Chunchberries.
"I went down on your mother last night and she left Chunchberries on my mouth, but it's okay because I passed them to you when we made out earlier"

"Did you guys hear what Nelson did yesterday? He shot a chunchberry through a straw at Mr. Baker during history class! It shall be known as Legendberry!"
by Sean Sizemore SS February 18, 2010
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leap cruncher

A surprise sideways leap by an individual delivered to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating a new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulation of mindfulness in the recipient in order to gain a new awareness. The bemusement to the individual may last for minutes, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. He was badly in need of a leap cruncher.
2. That was the most intense leap cruncher I have ever witnessed.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
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Physical Leap Cruncher

Surprise sideways leap by an individual to the shoulder of an unsuspecting person (the crunch) for the purpose of creating new awareness in the recipient. An LC is not intended to inflict physical harm but rather is intended to be symbolic of the need for a change in one’s direction in life. The result is discombobulating of mindfulness of the recipient in order to gain new awareness. The bemusement of the recipient may last minutes, hours, days, months, years, decades or even for life.
1. Dave delivered a lasting physical leap cruncher.
2. Gary was the recipient of a nasty physical leap cruncher and hasn’t been the same since.
by Gary Schroeder December 3, 2020
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Churcher

1. A large group of people , or familys straight from church and still dressed up. While you go to a restaurant to cure your hangover, possibly still drunk, they surround you on sunday mornings and Try to burn judgement into your soul.
Danny: Bro that guy and his wife just told their children don't grow up to be like those guys, then she stared and pointed at us

Crew: Fucking Churchers.
by The Crew RM December 4, 2011
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