When you’re wiping your asshole and it your shit is green. But over time due to the Hiroshima sized shit, the constant friction causes you to bleed and the toilet paper goes from green to red.
by OG Gucci Trap Lord December 8, 2017
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2. To get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl's clacker that she starts seeing circles
2. To get your pine so far up an angelic looking girl's clacker that she starts seeing circles
'Hey bro, you know that hot nun from the convent? Well I bought her a couple of mulled wines last night before taking her home and making her into a Christmas Angel. If fucking a nun doesn't clear up these herpes then surely nothing will.
by Anonymous submissions December 6, 2016
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Untimely visitors around the holiday season that keep couples from having relations and or feeling the love.
My mother-in-law Dolores aka 'the Christmas cockblock' showed up with her bags for a week....no holiday cheer for us:(
by C.Lit March 29, 2015
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With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
With a tip of his hat,
and a flick of his dick.
He covered me in liquid,
so smooth and so slick.
I felt him inside me,
his sausage was thick.
But all I could say was,
Oh! Saint Nick!
by OrganicGodSlayer November 11, 2020
Get the Christmas Cumming mug.It's when you're sad because Christmas has passed, and you know that you're going to have to wait almost a year before the next time you get free stuff other than your birthday.
Bro 1: "You don't look so hot, are you okay?"
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."
Bro 2: "Yeah, just post Christmas depression is all."
Bro 1: "Oh yeah, now that you've reminded me, I'm also suffering from PCD..."
by Clemens Hemmingway December 5, 2010
Get the Post Christmas Depression mug.Best, most badass Christmas movie ever made. Played over and over and over during the holidays. Characters include Ralphie, his retarded whining brother, his old man, and flakey mother. Known by a lot of people as, "the movie with the kid in the pink bunny suit" or "the movie with the leg lamp" (which is painfully obvious that ralphie wacks off to)
Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
Ralphie: I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle!
Santa Claus: You'll shoot your eye out, kid.
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"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"
ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"
"hey, what do you say we watch 'A Christmas Story' for the 535 time!"
ex. 2
"Want to watch Frost the Snowman?"
"That movie is for fucking panzies, lets watch a Christmas Story"
by Seinfeld March 11, 2006
Get the a christmas story mug.A woman 26 years+ who is considered to be past her prime, undesirable, used goods and/or no good.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
The term originates from Japan where it is tradition to eat cake on Christmas. So a cake intended for Christmas that was not eaten or is left over is considered bad and should be thrown out. Japanese businessmen coined the term, once again emphasizing the Japanese desire for a young and virginal wife. Japanese women over the age of 26 most often have to rely on either a hastily semi-arranged marriage to a friend of the family or, more frequently, marry a foreigner as they are rarely aware of the stigma or don't care.
"If we wait until after grad school, I'll be Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
"She just turned 26. She's Christmas Cake now."
"She married her husband at 30, so you know he wasn't bothered that she was Christmas Cake."
by killerkee June 13, 2013
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