chronically online

someone who doesn't need to use this website for every new word.

person 1: "hey did you hear about that new game that released?"
person 2: "that game was fr mid no cap ratio+L"
person 1: "when was the last time you saw the sun you chronically online fuck?"

by MoistQuasar December 6, 2022

Chronic Bitch Face

When a female has facial features that make her look like a bitch, when she might not be a bitch at all.

Tom: That chick looks like a BITCH

Randy: No she's actually really nice, she just has Chronic Bitch Face

by ChronicBitchFace September 11, 2011

Chronic Dab Syndrome

Chronic Dab syndrome or CDS is a syndrome that can effect anyone. It causes the individual it effects to have no control over dabbing even if it's not appropriate they will feel the need to dab and do so

Person 1: dude your friend dabs way to much

Person 2: yeah. He has chronic DAB syndrome man

Person 1: shit. That really sucks

by Lwsatanist November 10, 2017

Xenoblade Chronicles 2

A non-traditional rpg for the Switch that went largely unnoticed until Pyra and Mythra’s inclusion in Smash. Nintendo took the first game and tried to use hot anime girls in minimal clothing to appeal to more of an audience.

Shulk: I’m Shulk from Xenoblade Chronicles! My sword let’s me see the future!
Rex: I’m Rex from Xenoblade Chronicles 2! My sword let’s me see the future AND is my girlfriend!
Shulk:

by goshdangitmark March 2, 2022

chonan

A slang term used in MMA (Mixed Martial Arts) to denote submitting your opponent via a flying scissor heel hook. The term was coined after a Japanese fighter from Pride FC named Ryo Chonan used a flying scissor kick to take down Brazilian fighter Anderson Silva and then proceed to submit him with a heel hook at Pride Shockwave 2004. It is widely considered by many to be one of the most innovative and flashy submissions in MMA history.

This new kid in my MMA training class was talking shit about how he had never been submitted before in competition so I chonan'ed his ass to put him in his place. Needless to say, he shut the fuck up after that.

by Jason June 18, 2006

Carona

A word used by people who don't know the proper way to spell Corona, a common nickname for the Covid-19 disease caused by the SARS-CoV-2 coronavirus.

*on Discord or something*
Finn: yooo carona sucks man
Gavin: bruh lmao "carona"

by gIsForGravity February 17, 2021

chronic fatigue syndrome

Whoever came up with this name should be shot. The term 'chronic fatigue' doesn't do justice to this illness, which is much more akin to late stage AIDS than how you feel after a really hard workout.

CFS is a lot of fun because
1. doctors think you're full of shit
2. everyone else thinks you're just lazy
3. no one's bothered to invest in research for a cure, probably because CFS patients are too sick to get out of bed to stage outrageous public funerals, etc.

stuff people will say to you if you have chronic fatigue syndrome:
"it's all in your head"
"you have mental problems"
"at least you don't have cancer or anything. you're not going to die." (false. people with cfs do die. mostly because they kill themselves, but also because they overexert themselves, and their body gives out on them. I myself have very fond memories of being stuck, spread-eagled on my kitchen floor, unable to move).
"but you seem okay"
"let me prescribe you some prozac."
"you need to get off your behind and do something."

Indeed, no condition is a better breeding ground for bitter cynicism towards the rest of the human race that cfs. I get new reasons to hate people every day!

by jollygreengiant132132 August 1, 2012