Christianese is the language spoken by Christians. It makes no sense to anyone unfamiliar with biblical texts, but earns you major points in the eyes of other Christians, because it means your words are hella holy.
Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.
Common examples include: old man/new man, unblemished lamb, fruit of the spirit, washed in the blood, and let's not forget the ever popular born again.
Christian: Brother, I felt like I was really backsliding, so I crucified my old man and put on my new man, and now the fruit of the spirit is evident in my life!
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?
Non-Christian: What the hell did you just say? You speakin' Christianese?
by IndieSnob July 3, 2006
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These people tend to think it's a religion called christianity, which but the two are actualy very different things.
These people tend to think it's a religion called christianity, which but the two are actualy very different things.
Christianity is a religion where people worship jesus, and think that if they love all people, and do good their whole life they'll go to heaven.
Christianism is the cult where a bunch of people who think they're Christian pretend to care about the world, and then plot on how to make everyone have same views as them, and the most painful way to kill those who opose them.
Christianism is the cult where a bunch of people who think they're Christian pretend to care about the world, and then plot on how to make everyone have same views as them, and the most painful way to kill those who opose them.
by my name? September 22, 2004
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Pengest thing in her ends
Very crazy feisty and loud
But is low key shy
Beautiful and misunderstood by her parents etc.
Name is derived from an Italian princess it means beautiful Christian
Christianabellas’ are very musical and can be lazy at times they love everyone around them but they are the most stubborn people you could ever meet also never take anything they say to heart because you’d cry yourself to sleep at night
Very crazy feisty and loud
But is low key shy
Beautiful and misunderstood by her parents etc.
Name is derived from an Italian princess it means beautiful Christian
Christianabellas’ are very musical and can be lazy at times they love everyone around them but they are the most stubborn people you could ever meet also never take anything they say to heart because you’d cry yourself to sleep at night
by OfficialNameIdentifier January 17, 2018
Get the christianabella mug.A Soeren Brauer Christiansen is a very hairy and aggressive kind of animal that has been tammed by a human being (often refered to as a Pat). The first time the word was used, was in the nordic Mythology, where a very ugly, werewolf-looking creature was refered to as a Soeren Brauer Christiansen.
by Hahahahaha22 September 5, 2010
Get the Soeren Brauer Christiansen mug.post-gothic christianity is a multicultural, all inclusive, especially considering black christian traditions in north america, philosophical construction of christianity that is especially uniquely artistic and individual in scope. Occasionally artists who are post-gothic as christians will include christianity as part of their artistic ouevre, and within this ouevre they have developed the history and culture of post-gothic christianity.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.
Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.
One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
Post-Gothic Christianity is not necessarily theological, it is oftentimes ironic in scope, political in purpose, and it is completed by it’s flaws, including the flawed contributor to the post-gothic christian purpose. Post-Gothic Christianity is prominent especially for questioning the white supremacy of all historical christian traditions, and the “Arian” beginnings of the Christian Church, in Rome, namely Gothic.
Contemporary Romans by and large are more accepting of Post-Gothic Christianity, on the whole, than they are of Gothic Christianity.
One Post-Gothic Christian alive and producing theology today is Kanye West, a black billionaire who is both a musician and an entrepreneur.
man, you would be better off listening to post-gothic christianity stuff if you're trying to question your christian background.
by CoaltownBrown November 5, 2021
Get the Post-Gothic Christianity mug.A religion that follows primarily the teachings of Jesus Christ and the New Testament of the Holy Bible. Christianity has warped over the years. One perfect example is Mark 16:15. Because of this verse, many modern-day "Christians" take it upon themselves to go door-to-door and convert people to their religion. Real Christians, however, don't try to force their religion upon others, as they try to be more Jesus-like, and Jesus never forced his religion upon others; People followed him willfully.
Due to Mark 16:15, many a man believes that Christianity is made up of nothing more than some door-a-knockin' hooligans who only want to bother you while you watch Magnum P.I. to spread "the good news".
by Grizzle01 October 24, 2009
Get the Christianity mug.The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
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