christer

A derogatory term for fundamentalist christians. See also "Fundie"

Don't bother arguing with that guy; he's a christer.

by m3j July 1, 2005

Christoffer

A Lord Bjorn.

There is nothing more regal than a Christoffer.

by Flamingo Spya November 13, 2013

cristofer

cristofer is usually a very sexy person. cristofer usually is friends with someone who really really really likes him but he does nothing about it. he goes out with someone else instead. but that doesnt mean cristofer is a mean person. he still is a very hott person. he is also a very nicee person. and a good listnener. he is one of my favoritest computer friends ever. ily budd.

cristofer_cress

by x0xbrittanyx0x March 17, 2009

christened unicorn

The act of pulling out while fucking a chick and shitting on her forehead.

I was railing Jan and decided she was ready to be a Christened Unicorn, so I pulled out of her squated above her and shit on her forehead. She was a beautiful unicorn until she got up and ran.

by Monkeyballs1277 October 21, 2013

Christoffer

Christoffer is handsome, he is charming, he is the type of guy who would do anything to make you smile if you’re down. He is an angel, he is a true gentleman. If he somehow hurts you, he would stop at nothing to apologize and how you would take the apology is up to you.

A Christoffer is one of the best people to have around, and if you’re lucky enough to have a Christoffer in your life, hold on tight.

- Where’s Christoffer?
- oh, he’s just helping an old lady cross the street, he’ll be here any minute.

by Social-fangirl January 26, 2020

Christer

Christer, noun: Any religiot believing in "Jesus" or "christ". Christer originated because the christers hate each other too much to agree about what makes a person a "christian." Christer is an all inclusive term.

If somebody believes that Jesus Christ did not have the middle initial "F", they probably qualify as a christer.

by DasHermit January 23, 2017

Christoffer

Christoffer is the most amazing boyfriend you could ever had. He is smart and funny. He makes you laugh and hugs you when you cry.
He loves food and candies, he is not much into cheese.
Christoffer is loyal and honest, he will spoil you and hug you and kiss you every single day.
Christoffer liked to travel and he is not scared about trying new things.

Girl: my boyfriend is perfect
Girl 2: oh really? How is he?
Girl: he is a Christoffer

Girl 2: ahhhh lucky yoj

by Mxdk1991 January 31, 2020