crottled greeps

A term used in science fiction fandom, implicitly a foodstuff, which derives from (1) “crottles,” the curved lines in cartoons indicating that a character is falling over backwards and (2) “grippe” (influenza) as spelled by the English and pronounced by the French. It is said that crottled greeps are to food what blog is to drink; many fans have presented their ideas of what the true recipe for both must be, even though the Geneva Convention expressly describes the transmission of the true recipes of either by any means as a Crime Against Humanity.

If you don't like crottled greeps, why did you order them?

by rich brown August 11, 2004

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Chortley

Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.

Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And a chortley is in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.

"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"

"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"

by Brian Crane March 1, 2008

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chattle

"Chattle" is actually spelled Chattel and comes from a Middle English word meaning "property." It is commonly used to refer to degraded or enslaved people; those seen as property. In some areas, it has a racist connotation. If you are going to be a bigot, at least learn how to spell your slurs.

In the early days of the United States, human beings were often traded like chattel (misspelled as chattle).

by Celestiallama February 20, 2008

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