The chort

the chort is the way Coach Z says the cheat...

The kings gone mad with power! He's gonna eat the chort!

by laurstanz August 30, 2003

chortley

Chortley (n): A very obese, short man, resembling a chode.
Chortley was invented in 2007 and is awaiting websters approval for their dictionary.

Chortley is composed of the words CHODE, PORT, and RIPLEY. The man resembles a CHODE. He likes Sea Men, like a sea PORT. And hes in RIPLEY's believe it or not for being so unusually fat and chode-like.

"Wow, look at that fuckin' Chortley, hes such a dick. Lets go beat the shit out of him"

"Good Grief, you fat piece of shit, youre such a chortley, c'mon!"

by Brian Crane March 1, 2008

chorby

a chorby is usually a paper towel roll or a coke bottle/can, packed with dryer sheets in order to change the smell of the smoke blown through it. Apparently the name originated in Kentucky.

Dude, the RA lives right next door! USE THE FUCKING CHORBY!

by kmann February 8, 2005

chortii

JUiCY CiNN™ decided to make up a word.

she must have decided on chortii.
and im assuming it's supposed to mean "shorty".


affectionate term for a girlfriend, attractive female.

"i`m bisexual but iNa curious kinda way.. i onLy dig flyy/bangin chortii. y0u alreadi kn0w tha deaL."

by meepmeep December 20, 2006

chortin

cheating but it's okay because it was for a meme

jess chortin u

by zinkredible December 6, 2016

chordy

British slang for a stolen item.

That's a nice bike mate, where did you get that? - It's chordy.

by Wtthc October 18, 2020

chootya

Hindi or Punjabi term for wanker/fucker

Hey chootya, you just crashed my car up!

by Doc September 29, 2003