count chocula

when a man/woman preforms fellatio on a fecal stick.

that bitch was so dirty... after i took a dump she went to the bathroom, grabbed my shit and pulled a count chocula!

by Erik K December 6, 2006

wet chollada

A wet chollada is the act of pounding a girl in the rear, while giving her face a swirly, in a toilet that you recently shit in.

The asian girl was wet and stinky, due to the wet chollada I gave her previously.

by Enrico Sanchez May 13, 2005

count chocula

When a man goes down on a woman and she is on the part of her period that there is a dark brown discharge (usually the beginning or end of the period)

I went down on you and now I'm count chocula, a-ha

by the count97555 July 8, 2011

Choculation

n.- "Meditation in the presence of food causing the secretion of choculatory fluids at an increased rate." A good choculama can choculate for extended periods of time, even out of the physical presence of food. To reach choculation, one passes through the divine. Another way to reach this divine is through starvation, though that is sacrilegious.

After visiting Fat Man's Row, ordering a tub of chicken, a quarter pounder with cheese and two stuft burritos, I almost experienced choculation.

by chewy and chocula September 28, 2004

Cholla

you cholla when hollerin just aint enough

guy1:aye Cholla boye
guy2:dat man is on a mission yo fo real

by OGmike April 25, 2005

coolular

Totally cool, or kewl.

DUDE! That's SO totally COOLULAR!!!

by THE MOTHER June 11, 2006

chodulance

1) What should be said if an ambulance resets the stop light when you are about to get a green

2) Incredibly strong and annoying turbulance

1) Oh my god, we've been at the light forever. Wait the cars are slowing down. Its going to turn green. CHODULANCE.

2) Ladies and gentlemen, the turbulance has now become severe chodulance. We advise you duck and cover your heads.

by HyperAjax August 7, 2009