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Choking Trojan 

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.
'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'
Choking Trojan by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004

choking the chicken 

another word for masterbation, flagging the mule, slapping the salami, beating the bisop, wacking off and buttering the corn some people do this alot like Donny
choking the chicken by G April 11, 2003

Choking the Gobbler 

How did the secretary get to go on that fancy vacation? Choking the gobbler! Ask the boss! She was Choking my Tony's gobbler just last week!
Choking the Gobbler by sheenium February 20, 2009

Choking the badge 

When you have your first gay experience at a boy scout camp
Keith and I were caught choking the badge last night. We might get kicked out of Troop 53.

choking the goose 

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.
Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

Choking Victim 

One of the first Crust Punk bands that came out of N.Y.C. (C-Squat) born from the band No Commercial Value, Choking Victim refined the sound of Crack Rock punk and soon released a full length album entitled No Gods/No Managers. Choking Victim broke up and Leftover Crack, INDK, and Morning Glory grew from it's remains.
Choking V
Morning G
LOC
You're death'll be sweet if you wanna be a cop

I <3 Choking Victim
Choking Victim by FlakAttack August 27, 2006