chlojob

1. Fellatio performed by someone named Chloe

2. The oral stimulation of the genitals (consisting of the penis and the scrotum) performed by any girl named Chloe

3. The manipulation of the penis (usually with use of the mouth, but can also be done with feet) by a girl named Chloe

"Hey Chloe! Would you be so kind as to give me a blowjob?"

"No, I don't give blowjobs but I love giving chlojobs."

Free chlojobs for everyone!

by lotsofpuppies June 15, 2009

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choob

Scottish slang for someone who is an idiot or slightly dim-witted

I'm pure dead brilliant and that man
No youse no, youse a right choob you ken that

by Sir Clive May 24, 2008

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Chocoball Mukai

Japanese porn actor and professional wrestler, so named for his dark brown scrotum.

Chocoball Mukai was arrested again for lewd conduct.

by wanker November 28, 2004

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cholobulism

Acute poisoning through excessive exposure to cholobulinum toxin produced by a homo Sapien of the genus Solomonum (C. cholobulinum) and characterized by excessive confusion, merpism, forehead slapping, oversleeping, and gnashing of teeth.

Merp! I overslept my midterm at 3:00 p.m. by half an hour! ARGH D ARGH D THETA!

by Tophar December 7, 2004

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Chocoblast

When you're fucking a girl in the butt, while she proceeds to shit on your wiener, then you let the poop harden and she gives you head and eats it like a chocolate flavored ice cream with the cream filling.

The mans dick smelt horrible after the chocoblast

by TufRon May 6, 2010

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Choobtastic

A way to express how funny something is...normally a hilarious moment that is past tense but can be used for present tense when talking about something u like...

I hope this pool is choobtastic

Your mom was choobtastic in the bed

by Greg Olding June 11, 2008

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