chodesmoker

a person who viciously strokes chodes,
traditionally clad in meat and beetles
and also, on rare occasions, combined with "snowballing" and moist dung extracted from aging erotic entertainers, which makes it sort of kinky, and makes for bundles of crimson
cheeks and mangled elbow scabs.

Dammit, joan! If you weren't such a chodesmoker, your wrist wouldn't keep swelling up and turning into a claw!Make me a sandwich you saggy bitch.

by bill-muthafuckin'-green,bitch! January 5, 2003

Chodepowder

A narcotic substance that gives the effect of feeling like you're on top of the chode, a bit of a chode, and rubbing a chode ALL at PRECISELY the same time. It is created by removing a chode from a Chode-donor (someone who gives their chode for the sake of chodepowder everywhere)and then cut into small cubes. It is left to rot for a few years (some have been left for decades even, my favourite year is 1897) and then dried and ground down, into pure chodepowder. It is then inhaled through the jap of the chode/penis.

"I was off my chode, I had 2 Es and a line of chodepowder"

by Whimmers McGee June 28, 2008

Chode Mode

In the mode for chode.

It's chode mode time, bend over.

by Nut Job69 June 22, 2008

ChodeMom

When a Male with a Chode has sex with a female, and the female then gives birth too a child; the female is now know as a chode mom.

My father has a chode, and my mom is a chodemom

by KDK March 27, 2007

chodemof

a mother fucker with a chode, aka a queer

robjob

by mm May 10, 2003

chode mode

once you enter your "chode code" you enable CHODE MODE (see chode ).

Dude ok put in the chode code...ok...3..2...1... CHODE MODE

by Tyler April 6, 2004

chodemonger

Chicks who like to go down on guys who have not been circumcised.

They like foreskins (chode). That two dollar hooker only charges one dollar for guys with a chode. She is a real chodemonger

by alien love weasel February 3, 2004